More proof that life is meaningless.

Right here.

(If you're not a fan, don't worry about it.)

 

...Kill.

 

Sweet baby jesus

 

Meh, this movie's been "in production" as long as American Mcgee's Alice movie has been. I don't think it will really get made.

 

Huh. Where's Uwe?

 

They want to make a Castlevania movie? Oh…gods I presume that it will just be another movie based on a cool videogame that will be fucked. Uwe? He is indeed the last person that I want to make this movie.

 

Castlevania? I'm not sure if the idea of a Castlevania movie makes me jump for joy or cry in terror.

 

Heathen! Uwe is the Prophet of New Order.* Every movie made by Master Boll is a unique piece of Art (Yes, art with a capital A).



*Naked breasts included in ALL his movies. Also: Breast licking in Bloodrayne. Surely, you can't say this is a bad thing?

 

No, he did made some unique piece of Art, but I don't know if he is the right man on the job to make this movie. Just showing only bare-breasts is'nt doing or making this movie any good.

 

Ah, but some of them are zombie tits. That's something special.

 

Well, even Uwe´s work can be described as a flawed diamond. No artist is perfect (since Dalí is dead).

 

It's a good thing we've got Muro.

 

Try Zombie porn. Generates a lot of results.

 

If by "flawed" you mean "the kind of diamond that gets sold in five-thousand-carat lots to idiot tourists because even industry can't use it."

 

...Leave. Seriously though, don't even say that. Probably the only reason he doesn't do it is because there aren't a lot of bare breast possibilities in the Castlevania mythos. Although, knowing him, he'd either invent a random female character or turn a male character into one. Ugh, Alucard? *Shudders*

I should've known that would happen. It's so obvious, I mean, Castlevania movie; zombie porn. Seriously how did I not see that coming? Anyway...

In fact, I think that's twice as necrophiliacal (?) as living v. dead. Although I can't imagine it should carry the same connotations. Heck, even sex with a zombie isn't as bad as just basic dead sex. At least they can consent to it, even if they aren't quite of their senses.

Wait, what the holy hell am I talking about?? Damn you, House of Lords!

 

The very basis of necrophilia is the fact, that the "partner" isn't aware of a thing, doesn't feel anything, can't react, because it's an unanimated object which was once alive. The zombie fetish confuses me when I try to classify it. I guess this should be an independent philia. Nonmortuusphilia, for instance.