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You are so fucking stupid sometimes xento. Really, really fucking stupid.

Personally, I like dogs better than cats, but cats need very little training and can largely take care of themselves. I know we let our cat outside in the morning and in at night, leave food, water and a litter box for it and ignore it the rest of the time. At least, I do. My sisters fawn over it constantly, which really gets on my nerves.

 

And why do you say that, mister know-it-all, head-up-my-ass?

 

I think the worst pet you can get is a hampster. They may look all cute and innocent, but that's before they get their first drop of blood. You'll reach in and it will nip you for the first time and you'll be shocked. Every time after that it will always bite. It's like they turn evil from the taste of flesh. That and the constant squeaking of the wheel, damn nocternul animals. Thats why I had to ditch mine at a pet store. It was either me or him.

 

This is why:

Dogs get hit by cars because they sniff around more? How about dogs get hit by cars because they chase, or that cats get hit less because they have quicker reflexes and have greater acceleration? Such a simplification of the matter, written in such a definitive tone, displays not only your lack of knowledge but also your arrogance.

I'd also like to know where the head-up-my-ass comment came from, because the only thing that smells like shit around here is your 'knowledge'.

 

I have a siamese named tammy, shes quite playful unlike your average siamese plus shes like the only cat in the neighborhood so she gets quite placid withought competition. She getts pretty playful at night and bites my mums feet through the sheets its really funny to watch, one time i actually tried it and mum thought i was the cat :lol: yeah... oh yeah cats... their better than dogs coz dogs slobber and destroy all the shit in your house and they bark and they hump your leg and the list goes on...

 

Dogs are MUCH better. They are actually your friends, while cats are often quite indifferent to their owners. And don't forget their ability to hump legs, it can come in handy if they hump the right leg :lol:

 

I, myself prefer cats because we've got a really nice kitty, he's a bit on the tubby side but thats just 'cause he eats alot. I still like dogs but the local cat population has more nice cats per capita than the dogs I've met. And Canis said something about animals judging character, that is such a crock, other wise my last cat must have thought that rabid car driver was pretty nice.

 

There's this new thing out now called, uh... training. Might want to look into it.

Overall, my cats have been far more destructive than my dogs. One cat (Wolfie again, the little asshole) even bit my father on the hand, causing a rather spectacular and costly infection.

 

I was talking figuratively, not literally. By 'sniffing around', I meant being curious and not running when danger comes.

And what knowledge do you think smells like shit? I was stating my opinion.

 

let me get this straight... you bit your mom's feet? :???:

 

1. I used my nails to make her think it was the cat
2. Even if i did they were under a sheet

 

How can you stand siamese cats Chunky? They meow all the time. Even if they don't want anything they meow. It's like they want to talk to you and you know if they could speak english it would be stupid stuff like,"Isn't lint fun to chase."

 

Then say what you mean. I am notorious for missing metaphors and crap like that in writing, so I'm not exactly going to start understand "what you mean" because it's you writing.

But you stated in such a way that it sounded like you were relating a fact.

 

Sometimes* I think we speak a whole different language.

*All the time would probably be more factual.