Moo, I say

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Brahmin or Deathclaw?

  1. Moo, I say

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  2. Stay away from my eggs

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  3. Dogmeat!

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  1. Spuddy

    Spuddy New Member

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    The correct thing to blame is of course Curiosity, that damn cat killer!
     
  2. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I blame Copulation! If it wasn't so hard to get cows to do it, this never would have happened!
     
  3. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    On a second thought, I blame God. Whenever people masturbate, he kills a kitten, and the natural consequence of a high concentration of decomposed kittens in the soil would be a two-faced calf.
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Ok...this has bugged me for a while.
    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

    Is the reverse true?

    What are the results of a diety's masturbatory practices?
     
  5. Spuddy

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    Curiosity and God... Can't the poor cats ever catch a break?

    Gross: reverse how? Every time you don't masturbate, God gives birth to a kitten?
     
  6. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    It's logical, really. God fucks, Messiah's happen. God masturbates, cats are born. God can't get wood, natural disaster.
     
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    I can see you are well versed in the historical (or rather mythological) background to the Bible -- well done, sir! Would you happen to remember the name of God's babe also?
     
  8. Dark Elf

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    Uuuh... let me see... the name... what the.. uuhhh...

    Jesus Christ, I don't remember!
     
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    "Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates"
     
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    @DE --

    Me neither, old chap, which is why I asked you. But I do believe it was something along the lines of Ashera or some other form of Astarte. Should perhaps go check stuff before I run my mouth off, though.
     
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    Bunny New Member

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    Everybody knows it was Brian.
     
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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Curse you Brian, CURSE YOU!!!
     
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    Crucify him, that always works. (Except in Norway, where he's already banned and thus unavailable.)
     
  15. Grossenschwamm

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    YES! You got it without me ever saying a thing.
    Everyone look at Frigo, and gaze in awe at his massive base of reverse causality.
     
  16. Spuddy

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    Damn, I failed...

    But that prompts the question: when will we see that motivational poster?
     
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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    "Lord Lube" ...

    You get both a :D and an eternity in Hell for that, young man.

    (Mental note: never challenge Gross ever again.)
     
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