Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bunny, Jan 5, 2007.
The correct thing to blame is of course Curiosity, that damn cat killer!
I blame Copulation! If it wasn't so hard to get cows to do it, this never would have happened!
On a second thought, I blame God. Whenever people masturbate, he kills a kitten, and the natural consequence of a high concentration of decomposed kittens in the soil would be a two-faced calf.
Ok...this has bugged me for a while.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Is the reverse true?
What are the results of a diety's masturbatory practices?
Curiosity and God... Can't the poor cats ever catch a break?
Gross: reverse how? Every time you don't masturbate, God gives birth to a kitten?
It's logical, really. God fucks, Messiah's happen. God masturbates, cats are born. God can't get wood, natural disaster.
I can see you are well versed in the historical (or rather mythological) background to the Bible -- well done, sir! Would you happen to remember the name of God's babe also?
Uuuh... let me see... the name... what the.. uuhhh...
Jesus Christ, I don't remember!
"Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates"
Me neither, old chap, which is why I asked you. But I do believe it was something along the lines of Ashera or some other form of Astarte. Should perhaps go check stuff before I run my mouth off, though.
It was the midgets!
Everybody knows it was Brian.
Curse you Brian, CURSE YOU!!!
Crucify him, that always works. (Except in Norway, where he's already banned and thus unavailable.)
YES! You got it without me ever saying a thing.
Everyone look at Frigo, and gaze in awe at his massive base of reverse causality.
Damn, I failed...
But that prompts the question: when will we see that motivational poster?
Made it myself.
"Lord Lube" ...
You get both a and an eternity in Hell for that, young man.
(Mental note: never challenge Gross ever again.)
But where is the drawn lizard, WHERE!
Anyway, Gross ownes.
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