Minor Things That Bug Us

I appreciate it. Really. :cry:

 

Yea, I need to wash it, then ship it off to a detail shop.

 

So you'll be needing the name of a "happy ending" car wash, then?

 

No. I'm going to wash it myself. It's just that detail shops are expensive.

 

*is currently clinging desperately to the edge of her desk in a last-ditch attempt to stop herself hitting the floor*

C'mon... hee hee... you guys... I... bwahahaha!!... need to breathe... *collapses in gales of laughter*

 

That's because you know what your car likes.

 

I do. I know it from top to bottom, inside and out, back to front. I know where needs a gentle wash rag and what needs the scrub brush.

 

This is so confusing. :-?

 

Internet is for porn.

 

You probably wash some longer at some of its "certain" places.

 

I've heard that if you polish a Volvo's tow hitch hard enough, you'll get three wishes.

 

XD Please stop it! I can't handle the laughter! *falls to the floor, gasping for air and turning purple from laughing so hard*

 

Just wow. :/

 

Depends on how dirty my car's gotten.

 

My thoughts exactly.

New topic:

//begin snivel-mode//

Internet service on the outskirts of a small town in a winding river valley:

1) 100 mbps wireless service is available - except -
When the terrain creates three dead zones around the area.
Of course I had to move into one!

2) 200+ mbps cable TV internet service is available - except -
The cable lines on the poles and running up to my house is leftover from a local company that went out of business in the '90s. The local cable monopoly "can't" use the existing lines but would be willing to run a new service to my residence - all the way from the main road to my home - at my expense, of course!

3) 50 kbps telephone DSL is available - except -
The old phone lines here in town are over-loaded. The DSL at the rental office gets 9-15 kb service before 8:00 am and 3-4 kb for the rest of the day.

4) Dial-up service is available - except -
Due to the old phone-lines, you spend more time trying to re-connect than you do on-line.

I'll be getting DSL in a couple days.....

//exit snivel-mode//

BTW: I've found a work-around for wireless service and satellite TV, but it'll take money I don't have at the moment. Something for me to look forward to.

 

You should move.

 

Dude, that bites.

Nice to see you, though, rroyo.

 

And yet you still come here routinely? I'm quite impressed, Rroyo. It sounds like a technological hell.