Michael Jackson dead

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  1. Minuos

    Minuos New Member

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    I believe it was DE who already mentioned the possibility of MJ returning as a Pale Master.
     
  2. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    Aww shit. Guess he'll miss some high level spells then. Hehe.




    God damn, I hate myself.
     
  3. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

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    You! See-through Sketch! Change your avatar!!!
     
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    What are Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas?

    ......

    Patrick Swayze.
     
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    Goddamn it! I just posted that same cunting joke in the joke thread! Now I look like a copycat.
     
  6. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    You could remove the joke, and replace it with another one, so it looks like you never did that.

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?

    One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
     
  7. Rosselli

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    Yeah but it needs to be immortalized in "who needs a laugh?" so I'll leave it.

    Oh, and I was in Sicilia when Skeletor finally bought it, so I had to hear it from a random bum in Sant'Elia.

    "Michael Jackson e morto."

    "E morto? No!"

    I ended up having to ask the hot chick who ran the bar (the italian, beach kind) to make sure it was true. Sure enough, "Un infarto di cuore." At least, that's what they thought it was at the time.
     
  8. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I expect the legal controversies surrounding Michael Jackson's death to generate hilarity for months, if not years, to come.
     
  9. JustaFishInaJar

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  10. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I'm classy, what can I say.

    This afternoon, my nephew (who's ~2) was wading in our little kiddie pool naked, and I walked out side where my sister, a friend of hers, and my stepmother are sitting, and remarked "Well it's good MJ's dead." then went back inside. Not as funny out of context, but thought I'd share it, since I can't think of any MJ jokes.
     
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    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    MICHAEL JACKSON'S GREATEST HITS Volume 1
    Side One
    1. Reach out and TOUCH Someone
    2. Hey, there, Predator
    3. Touch Me Once, Touch Me Twice, Touch Me Once Again
    4. The Best Toys are Little Boys
    5. The WACKO Touch
    Side Two
    1. Theme from Peter Pervert
    2. He TOUCHED Me
    3. He Let His Fingers Do the Walking (In Private Places)
    4. Come Open My FLY With Me
    5. Theme from Woody The Pecker

    MICHAEL JACKSON'S GREATEST HITS Volume 2
    Side One
    1. Feeler
    2. Put Your Hand in The Pants of Michael Jackson
    3. Peter Pervert
    4. The Boy Who Made Me Throw Up
    5. Beat it and Eat It
    Side Two
    1. Full Moon at High Noon
    2. I'm Dropping My Drawers Over You
    3. I'm A Pervert
    4. I'm Queer, I'm Not All Here
    5. Groping the World
    THE BEAST (BEST) OF MICHAEL JACKSON
    Side One
    1. It Was Masturbation
    2. Feelings
    3. Dance of the Pedophiles
    4. Molesters' March
    5. That Queer Old Feeling
    Side Two
    1. Meat Beater's Lament
    2. Jack Off Jive
    3. Those Roving Fingers
    4. NUTcracker Suite
    5. Peter Pervert's Theme
     
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