Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Jun 26, 2009.
I believe it was DE who already mentioned the possibility of MJ returning as a Pale Master.
Aww shit. Guess he'll miss some high level spells then. Hehe.
God damn, I hate myself.
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What are Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas?
Goddamn it! I just posted that same cunting joke in the joke thread! Now I look like a copycat.
You could remove the joke, and replace it with another one, so it looks like you never did that.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
Yeah but it needs to be immortalized in "who needs a laugh?" so I'll leave it.
Oh, and I was in Sicilia when Skeletor finally bought it, so I had to hear it from a random bum in Sant'Elia.
"Michael Jackson e morto."
"E morto? No!"
I ended up having to ask the hot chick who ran the bar (the italian, beach kind) to make sure it was true. Sure enough, "Un infarto di cuore." At least, that's what they thought it was at the time.
I expect the legal controversies surrounding Michael Jackson's death to generate hilarity for months, if not years, to come.
This sums up my feelings on the death of celebrities.
I'm classy, what can I say.
This afternoon, my nephew (who's ~2) was wading in our little kiddie pool naked, and I walked out side where my sister, a friend of hers, and my stepmother are sitting, and remarked "Well it's good MJ's dead." then went back inside. Not as funny out of context, but thought I'd share it, since I can't think of any MJ jokes.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S GREATEST HITS Volume 1
1. Reach out and TOUCH Someone
2. Hey, there, Predator
3. Touch Me Once, Touch Me Twice, Touch Me Once Again
4. The Best Toys are Little Boys
5. The WACKO Touch
1. Theme from Peter Pervert
2. He TOUCHED Me
3. He Let His Fingers Do the Walking (In Private Places)
4. Come Open My FLY With Me
5. Theme from Woody The Pecker
MICHAEL JACKSON'S GREATEST HITS Volume 2
2. Put Your Hand in The Pants of Michael Jackson
3. Peter Pervert
4. The Boy Who Made Me Throw Up
5. Beat it and Eat It
1. Full Moon at High Noon
2. I'm Dropping My Drawers Over You
3. I'm A Pervert
4. I'm Queer, I'm Not All Here
5. Groping the World
THE BEAST (BEST) OF MICHAEL JACKSON
1. It Was Masturbation
3. Dance of the Pedophiles
4. Molesters' March
5. That Queer Old Feeling
1. Meat Beater's Lament
2. Jack Off Jive
3. Those Roving Fingers
4. NUTcracker Suite
5. Peter Pervert's Theme
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