Merry Christmas HOL - Arcanum SPOILERS!

Buy cakes for my birthday. You have time until the 26th.

 

I kinda like Kerghan. Or the voice, anyway. And the movie he brung.

If anyone wants to cake me, there's fully 6 months left to get your plans in order.

(And TONGSyaBASS for President!)

 

TONGS, you're the best.

I like Kerghan, too. His voice is really percuasive (dang how wrong I spelled that, didn't I?). He's the lone fighter kind of person. AND he is the most powerful person in Arcanum. I'd like to see anyone else kill the whole continent in a single spell.

 

**Real men don't need spells. If Kerghan is as awesome as you say he is, then why'd he get trapped in the void?

 

He let himself get thrown into the void, because he thought that he had no place in Arcanum. And, as we all know, he goddamn didn't.

And we've all killed him because the game would be a bit sad with such a powerful final boss, don't you think? He takes out the entire team when you're going to the Wheel Clan. And that's only an ounce of his power.

That's how powerful he is. Not like those pesky elves Arronax and Nasrudin. I hated them from the moment I saw them.

 

Elves suck. In all games and in all but one book. That's just what they do.

 

Well...He doesn't take me out when I'm going to the Wheel Clan anymore.

I click on an item in my belt and I exit the conversation, so that I might hand Kerghan's spectral ass to himself.

 

It's pretty fun. He keeps coming back at random intervals, too, as long as you're just walking to a destination. You can keep killing him forever before you ever get to the void.

 

I see my title has been spoilerified. Is that your green hand at work mathboy?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spoil it for everyone that Kerghan is actually...Santa Claus!
That's right. Expect eternal nothingness in your stocking this year.

 

Noooo!

Wait! Maybe he'll give me Kryggards Falchion?

 

*chuckle*
Oh, he'll give it to you all right - but not like you're hoping for!

 

Oh bugger... Well, luckily for me I've got the Vendigroth Device right here. That, and my level 50 Half Ogre Destroyer.

Let him and his falchion come. I dare him.

 

Well, he's a level 50 apparition, so you do up to a point.