Merry Christmas fuckers

Better than me. I can't even beat Number of the Beast of hard.

 

I'm stuck on "Raining Blood". And my brother and I can't beat "one" on co-op.

 

I think those are in the same gig as Number...
I've heard horror stories about Raining Blood that have kept me away from playing even on easier difficulties.

And my hand still hasn't returned to its normal shape after finally beating Knights of Cydonia on Hard after a week straight of trying.

 

Uh, I play kingdom under fire. I tell orcs to slaughter things. Not really down with that whole faux guitar thing.

 

I'm not as into GH as the rest of you, apparently...but the first time I played Through the Fire and the Flames on medium...I beat it.
My friends are great at it. The only thing that gives them trouble is TTFAF on expert.
I've been doing Zelda and D&D for a bit. I have a campaign in the works, should be pretty good.

 

I've been playing Halo 3 online with my step-brothers. Can't seem to get past level 44. I guess I just don't have the twitch reflexes of my adolescent days when I used to play UT.

 

Wait...you're in the airforce and you don't have super-human hand-eye coordination from videogames anymore?

 

He's burnt out, washed up, throwing in the towel. HE JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.

Honestly, I don't play Halo, but a friend of mine keeps bitching about how he can't get past level 27 because everyone after that cheats and flies around the board.

 

My boyfriend gave me this great new PC in which I could play almost every new game. I'm playing BG, BG2 and Arcanum. :thumbup:

 

What the hell do you guys make your hot dogs out of? We can eat hot dogs raw, right outta the fridge, and nothing will happen! All you have to do is warm it up, unless you're a lazy fucker like me, and can't be bothered waiting on a microwave....

Sheesh, e-coli from a hot dog. You need to have your country put all kinds of carcinogens and chemicals in your hot dogs, like we do in the U.S. Sure, it'll kill you one day, but at least it doesn't make you throw up.

EDITED: Just realized you are from the states. Where in the hell do you buy your hot dogs, so I can stay away from there..... (The only phobia I have is the fear of throwing up.) Well, that and my phobia of penises penetrating my backside.

 

That is highly insulting and I'll tell you why:

1. I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING CHAIRFORCE!!! I'm in the U.S. Army.

2. I'm not a pilot. I'm a CREWCHIEF. I work for a living.

 

So it is true then. My brother is in the Air Force and he described it almost that exact same way.

 

Baldurs Gate?... please... I'm stuck playing Master of Orion & Master of Magic on my laptop during my quiet time's.... still, they are some fucking kickass games though.

 

I was trying to get a rise out of you, but didn't remember how much people reacted if you slotted them into the wrong branch.

As for the dogs...I have a feeling they were the store brand franks from the local supermarket. And they were a few days after their expiration date. That, plus having them heat up for about 2 hours before they can be eaten (they started completely frozen), is a waste of time, and also why my particular dog was contaminated by something that made me really fucking sick. The store brand dogs are not the kind that you just heat and eat, they're completely raw when you get them. They were from Giant Foods.

 

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How about this link? hope it will help!

http://www.merry-christmas.com/

 

I need to start looking to bots for future kickass forum names like...p.johnpeter. Fucking awsome.

 

Maybe this can help :lol:

http://quick-help.net/christmas-fuckers-and-games