Merry Christmas Blinky!

Well yes, but I am going to duck while you get HoL excreation thrown at you for double posting

 

Shit! What's the hell?!! Probably I pushed the button Submit twice.... Adonay, Eloi, Sawaof, save me :-( No, no, why you made my finger to go slightly go and forth, so all the goal of my life goes out and I'm to be thrown in the Void! :-(

 

I agree Sofokl. What's the hell?!! Telcontar is accusing you of double posting.

Should we ban him?

 

Thanks, master, I'm gratified by your mercifulness to me, but I think this punishment for Tel is too harsh. Tell his master about the situation so he could make justified decision.

 

The fairest solution is surely to either ban the bleeding lot, or make everyone a global mod so we could have fun editing each other's posts. How say you, gentlemen and ladies?

 

All power to Soviets of People's Comissaries, give us a global mod!

 

It is decided then: we all become global mods.

Thank you. I'll be sure not to let this newfound power go to my head just yet.

 

Just what we need, everyone to have power. If we make everyone global mods have you thought about people like hellbokos who will abuse this power? It is like giving a dog a bone and saying not to ride it. Peh and when to Spuds need more power than to be the dominant flavour in mashed potato?

 

Ah... I forgot about HWLFP... Maybe my plan wasn't that clever after all.

(Also, the dominant flavour in my mashed taters is surely a blend of salt and barbecue spices. Yummy!)

 

In your mashed potatoes. You kill your own bretheren?

 

Waste not, want not, Tel. The staying power of a potato army feeding on its fallen comrades is immense. After all, an army marches on its stomach, or however that old cliché goes.

 

Oh yeah. You know, then potato army of Belorussia outstand its regular, so why they not cancel taking People in army? That's will be a power able to regulate any enegetic crisis and lead Independent People's Democracy Islamic Confederational Republic of Belorussia to victory in any conflict.

 

Isn't the Belarussian army quite good actually, at least so I've heard from the papers...

 

Eh...refer to my signature on that one.

 

Aha , do they still have "Militia" instead of "Police"?

 

Well... I've always heard that Militia is actually the Russian word for Police, so I assume they do.

I'm currently thinking of moving to Belarus to train their potato partisans to even higher degrees of skill. First Belarus, then East Europe!

 

Like I care! The Belarussian navy has plenty of old hulks to use as prison ships. Transportation to Aussieland for the lot! Let them sulk in the eucalyptus forest while working in chain gangs for 7 years, that'll do them some good.

(Am I banned now?)

 

Well , but they still have people's Militia, awsome!