Medical Haiku's!

Okay, the idea of this thread is to write down your current medical problem(s) in haiku form...nothing made up, please!

My left ear creaks; When
I do Number 2, I get
Blood instead of poo

Really crap, and probably more than you wanted to know, but it fits! Hooray for the new sick'n'disturbing thread!

 

You pushin' up on my haiku turf, Jarinor?? I will not stoop to add one to your thread.

 

Yeah, that's right, you own sole rights to all haiku threads created on this forum...all the ones that came before, and all the ones that will come after.

Anyway, my problems disappeared overnight. Hooray! No more blood loss in the bathroom (at least, for the moment).

 

that's not a haiku
it has run on sentances
but this one is, fool

 

Early menopause, Jar??

 

chalupa is not
a person inclined to the
art of making sense

 

For Sleek's sake: it was a play on Jarinor's saying, "No more blood loss in the bathroom."