Massimo Tartaglia - Hilarity Ensues

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  1. Mesteut

    Mesteut New Member

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    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    I heard it this morning about the assault on Silvio Berlusconi. Now I just hope that it will stay with throwing stuff at him, and not what did happened in the Netherlands to Pim Fortyn and Theo van Gogh. It has been awhile that we had political murders here, and now suddenly we had two murders.

    Some ideas where they were:

    1) They were eating pizza or pasta from their mothers.

    2) They were looking around for hot and sexy young women for Berlusconi.
     
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    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    I saw that on the news this evening. Man, he really got clobbered, didn't he? Man, those bodyguards are about to find themselves out of a job.
     
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    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    Yes, through the attack, he had a broken nose and two of his teeth were damaged. The object must have made a full impact on his face.

    Next time they will bodyguard the traffic or one of the many restaurants.
     
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    hehe
    capitalist pig got what he deserved

    also: this thread needs more cock
     
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    I do believe you are all the cock this thread needs at the moment, floyd. However, no offense is intended.
     
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    I think he'd be flattered than offended.

    P.S. Just noticed "tartaklamak" means "to rough up" in Turkish - the man's surname just made more sense.
     
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    As right as you may be, you never know what happens when you throw around too much cock.
     
  9. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    If I were Berlusconi, I'd use my media monopoly to score a gazillion macho points from this event and spend said macho points on all the barely legal teens my viagra-soaked heart could muster.

    Which, incidentally, is exactly what he will do.
     
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    Berlusconi totally deserves this. He is kind of an asshole. Maybe with a horribly disfigured face he will have to focus more on his job and less on hiring beautiful women with no experience as ministers in hopes of getting laid.
     
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    Barely legal in California or barely legal in Italy?
     
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    I would suggest the Philippines.
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Surely you mean Mexico.
     
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    Surely not. According to this, the lowest age of consent is equal in both countries, yet in the Philippines it's the same on its whole territory, so one wouldn't have to be bothered to choose the proper bloody state and constantly worry if he's still in it during his business trip.

    Also, alternative ending.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    This information has been noted.
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    According to the latest news, Massimo has written a letter to Berlusconi. He wrote that he felt sorry for his cowardly, unthinkable action against him. Some other sources said that all this was a set-up to make Berlusconi look like a matyr.
     
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    If so, Berlusconi himself wasn't part of the conspiracy. He's historically been quite vain.
     
  19. Xz

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    9 years in Yemen. You have to be married though. Which actually makes it worse.
     
  20. Grossenschwamm

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    Spelling fixed.
    How is smashing someone's face in with a model cowardly? Unthinkable, maybe, but not cowardly. If someone came up to me with the model of a cathedral and the intent to do harm with it, I'd commend them for having prodigious balls. That's human ingenuity, right there;
    He made a tool.
    Of himself.
     
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