Lo, X-mas Science Freaks

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  1. Bunny

    Bunny New Member

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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Finally, someone else who understands.
    If he was just flying around on the sleigh, he and his reindeer would evaporate from friction with the air.
     
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    Damn it I was right! I knew deer couldn't fly!!!
     
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    Ever since I saw that one episode of the original Twilight Zone, I knew time dialation had to be involved there somewhere. Nice to know I got that much right. :p
     
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    At least there's a scientist who understands that santa's real. Fucking finally, I say.
     
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    Yes, finaly shut up the mobs of children who nag and bitch about santa not being real.
     
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    Thanks, Frigo!

    Up next, Beakman will explain why the camels of the Magi started preferring beer and nachos over water and grass!

    But first, a Christmas Song!
     
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    It sounds like an orchestra of old people trying to play trumpets with no practice in the 60+ years of their lives'.
     
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    wait a minute, im sure that wikipedia thing is lying
     
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    YOU MOCK THE VALUE AND TRUTHFULLNESS OF WIKIPEDIA?
     
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    KILL THE HEATHEN! BRING FORTH THE COMFY CHAIR!
     
  16. Bunny

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    No!
    Let's give him...




    THE CUSHION!
     
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    Looking at your sig Bunny, I was thinking how the hell would that pussy chuck Norris kill somebody with a cushion?
     
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    By using the cushion as a makeshift voodoo doll and ripping it in half.
     
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    Or he could just hold it to the victims face and suffocate it.
     
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    While holding his dick with excitement.....
     
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