Lo, X-mas Science Freaks

An Engineer that claims that Santa can deliver all his present in one night for real.

http://news.ncsu.edu/releases/2006/dec/212.html

 

Finally, someone else who understands.
If he was just flying around on the sleigh, he and his reindeer would evaporate from friction with the air.

 

Damn it I was right! I knew deer couldn't fly!!!

 

Ever since I saw that one episode of the original Twilight Zone, I knew time dialation had to be involved there somewhere. Nice to know I got that much right.

 

At least there's a scientist who understands that santa's real. Fucking finally, I say.

 

Yes, finaly shut up the mobs of children who nag and bitch about santa not being real.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Clau ... ooperation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus#NORAD

 

Thanks, Frigo!

Up next, Beakman will explain why the camels of the Magi started preferring beer and nachos over water and grass!

But first, a Christmas Song!

 

nice one

 

It sounds like an orchestra of old people trying to play trumpets with no practice in the 60+ years of their lives'.

 

wait a minute, im sure that wikipedia thing is lying

 

It's not.

 

YOU MOCK THE VALUE AND TRUTHFULLNESS OF WIKIPEDIA?

 

No!
Let's give him...




THE CUSHION!

 

Looking at your sig Bunny, I was thinking how the hell would that pussy chuck Norris kill somebody with a cushion?

 

By using the cushion as a makeshift voodoo doll and ripping it in half.

 

While holding his dick with excitement.....