Lo, I hath returned to these here forums.

Yeah, so comeback threads can be annoying and many of you won't care, but what the hell. I've found lately that the level of gratuitous flaming, biting sarcasm and general randomness in my life were dangerously low, and damn well I missed the place, so I'll be on here once more. Yay.
Greetings and "who the fuck are you, again?" posts commence in 3, 2, 1...

 

I remember you.

I felt a similar drawing last night when I came back after quite a few months of psychotic celibacy. I'm not sure if it's because this is the first forum I've been to, or because it's the one I've stayed at longest. Whatever it is, it certainly isn't the colors.

 

Nothing like a little black and maroon to show the height of bubbliness and brightness experienced here....

 

Tasty despair...I was wondering where you were, Silvara. And I'm wondering where Madlax is...

 

Hey people, don't diss on the colours. The light text on dark backgrounds makes my eyes so very, very happy... stupid people making me stare at white screens. The brightness, it hurts, it burnsss.

 

WHAT?! Are you serious? I just checked it.
Yep. You know, I thought he would've been killed by a snake or a crocodile.
Stingrays are dangerous in their own right, but...geez, it's not even his area of expertise.
Oh well. In reverence to his family and his dedication to preserving wildlife in his homeland of Australia as well as the rest of the world, I will hold a moment of silence in my own house...at 1:11 AM.

 

I would be interested in seeing the documentary he was filming at the time of his death. Since they obviously can't finish it, they may as well release what they've got.

I love how a guy who spent a large portion of his life defying death by capturing crocodiles was killed by a creature that is practically unheard of as a wild killer.

 

Yeah...most of the time, deaths are only indirectly caused by stingrays.
The people are paralyzed by the sting, and suffocate underwater.
Weird.

 

I always thought it would be a large shark or a crocodile that would take him. Or even a large elk....

 

What's more: Steve Irwin is only the third person to die from a stingray barb in Australia.
That's because normal people have the common sense to leave stingrays the fuck alone.

 

Well I agree if I had some bloke swimming over the top of me, maybe going to rape me, I would put a barb throughtheir chest as well.

 

You're getting closer, but here's a tip:

* Moose - normal, massive size

* Elk - massive, massive size

Hence: an elk = an elk, but a large moose = an elk. Catfish?

 

And what the hell is your point with it all?

 

My, such a feisty response.

 

There's still not one bit of "point" in what you happened to say.

 

Welcome back Silvara! I don't know if I even count as existing here. Hmm.

 

My "point" was that I had apparently upset Telcontar with something I wrote. Maybe I should have asked for clarification in why his reply reeked of elkophobia, but I was tired. Sorry.

 

I was upset with what you said because I did not understand what you had said i.e. very irregular sentence structure. I forgive you, now get on to your knees and open your mouth. My gilfriend has been away for three weeks....