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He still must of had some sense left, not to become decapitated or lose his bowels by stepping on one of his traps....

 

My idea was that since he was spamming all the boards that the topics that were still alive would be buried under gravedigs. So I decided to bump the topics so that you'ld be able to see which ones were new by seeing that either I posted last in them, or that someone after me did. This devolved into a bump fight, because I apparently showed up while he was still spamming.

 

Makes sense. Cane toads apparently give off a mild narcotic, by the way.
Of course, by licking them you just give yourself food poisoning...

 

In the U.S. it is a federal offence to lick a frog. This is because there was a problem with people in American Samoa licking frogs to get high. Because American Samoa is a territory, not a state, they had to make a federal law in order to do anything about it.

 

Have some fun on our holiday now did we?

 

How did this suddenly switch from fly-paper and cave fungus to cane toads?

 

How did it get to fly paper and cave fungus in the first place?

 

Re-read the previous page.

 

"Bump".

 

"lol".

 

There as as much of a reason to switch topics there as there was in my case.
I need not explain myself to the likes of you.

 

Except if you pick them up, they excrete a poison and kill you.
Golfers here actually get a lot of practice off of them....

 

Invest in some high powered air rifles. Or a .22.
Or get some golf cleets. The only place those toads belong is South America, where they come from. There's a hefty population (introduced) in Hawaii, too.

 

As much as I think they don't belong anywhere but south america, I still want one as a pet.
A toad that's a foot long? Hell yeah.

 

here you go:

 

Nah, I got over bullfrogs years ago. A real monster would be either those massive japanese salamanders, or the goliath frog. You know what? I don't even want a stupid cane toad anymore. I'm just going to kill them all.

 

And if I had a golfclub, as tempting as the bullfrog would be, the kid would be the first to wear it simply for being there, being a kid and having weird teeth that need knocking out.