Limericks (Episode II: Attack of the Clones)

Don't forget to remember the rule
Nine syllables twice make you no fool
Then six twice will be right
Come bask in the limelight
Cuz that would be incredibly cool.

 

This forum is really rather sick
and everyone acts like a prick
But one has us all beat
with his favorite treat -
Only Hel Khat can suck his own dick!

 

Luchaire is so out of line
even his rhymes out of time
when he bends over he will find
I stuck my stick* in his behind!


*edited for the sake of the children :cry:

 

Alla marain 1-2-3
Alla marain come with me
Alla marin once again
Alla marin to til thee end

 

1-2 Hel Khat's comin for you
3-4 Better lock your door
5-6 Grab your crucifix
7-8 Gonna stay up late
9-10 Never sleep again..... :evil:

 

errr... Hel Khat... Limericks, man, limericks...

 

I know I just could help myself
I'm a poet and I don't even know it

 

Hel Khat needs to stop with the rhyme,
It's just like this thread the first time,
Try sticking to form,
A-A-B-B-A is the norm,
Or your post is just not worth a dime.

 

Sheriff Fatman, the all-knowing ass
Thinks he's teacher of limerick class
Though Hel Khat broke the rule
I still think he is cool
'Cause at least he delivers with sass

 

"Ioo's mum was a wench,
She had sex for 6 pence,
She wanted a son,
Towards her Fatman began to run,
But the dog was first over the fence."

*Revived from the original limerick thread, this was one of mine in our Crusades against Ioo.

 

Oh my gosh, that is so great
You guy must really stay up late.
You can make one heck-of-a rhyme
And it even stays in time!
I think I will have to wait.

 

There once was a girl from Car'lina
Who wanted to try an onliner
But the poor naive lass
Ended up acting an ass
Not what you'd call a good time, eh?

(hoho - that's revenge for confusing me and my ass!)

 

Sorry Sheriff, shan't happen again
Though I kid, I consider you "friend"
You've a knack for this rhyme
At least I've a good time
With a Brit donkey-owner, ahem.

 

Windmill's a go girl, and she's chill
Sheriff's a trip I think he's ill
So my rhymes are not on time
but is that really such a crime?
If I make you sick, I've got a pill :evil:

 

Milo had a flatulent girl
Bit her tit, gave her a whirl,
But it stumped Ol' Jinxie boy,
He's never had such a toy,
But he once humped a squirrel.




So the last line sucks. You think of something that rhymes with girl.

 

But he has an aunt named Pearl...

But his face will make you hurl....

But his uncles name was Burl...

But superman's dad was named Jor-el....

(shall I go on? :hippy: )

 

Revised:

Milo had a flatulent lass
Bit her tit and she gasped out her ass
But it stumped Ol' Jinxie boy
He's never had such a toy
As an inflatable girlfriend, alas!

Speaking of inflatables, Here's what you guys have all wanted:
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And here's one for good Ol' Virgil:
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Have fun!

 

You're all forgetting the syllables
You should be ashamed, you poor jackals
It's nine, nine, six, six, nine
Please get it right this time
And stop acting like dumb animals.

 

You're generalizing unfairly
though I admit only just barely
But now take a look back
At my posts you lame quack
and you'll see that I hit it squarely.

 

Beautiful, Luchair - I am impressed.
Though I must ask that you remain dressed...
I was speaking of those
Who type bad, with their toes
And whom will not ever pass the test.