Limerick thread *crossed out* Rhyme Thread

There once was a thread full of limericks,
But they're not really my bailiwick.
So I threw one together, wrapped it in leather,
And labeled it, "Shit on a stick!"

 

There was was a flamer on HOL
Who really didn't know how to spell
He then started a thread
Posted till he was dead
By admins, sent straight down to hell

 

I simply haven't the time
to make a more eloquent rhyme,
But once I get back
from this shit-hole, Iraq,
I'll have plenty of time to DO WHAT I WANT BITCH!

 

There once was this chick from nantucket,
With an ass like what, I would fuck it,
I'm telling you brother;
Oh shit, that's your mother?
Wait here while I go and upchuck it.

Because there are time's I'm too drunk,
And fatties look slim when you're crunk;
It might be quite bland,
But I'd rather my hand,
To a chick who'd be fat if she shrunk.