Limerick thread *crossed out* Rhyme Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Ioo, Oct 9, 2001.

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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    There once was a thread full of limericks,
    But they're not really my bailiwick.
    So I threw one together, wrapped it in leather,
    And labeled it, "Shit on a stick!"
     
  2. Madness

    Madness New Member

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    There was was a flamer on HOL
    Who really didn't know how to spell
    He then started a thread
    Posted till he was dead
    By admins, sent straight down to hell
     
  3. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    I simply haven't the time
    to make a more eloquent rhyme,
    But once I get back
    from this shit-hole, Iraq,
    I'll have plenty of time to DO WHAT I WANT BITCH!
     
  4. Blinky969

    Blinky969 Active Member

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    There once was this chick from nantucket,
    With an ass like what, I would fuck it,
    I'm telling you brother;
    Oh shit, that's your mother?
    Wait here while I go and upchuck it.

    Because there are time's I'm too drunk,
    And fatties look slim when you're crunk;
    It might be quite bland,
    But I'd rather my hand,
    To a chick who'd be fat if she shrunk.
     
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