Limerick thread *crossed out* Rhyme Thread

Surely you mean Mt Everbreast?

I can't help laughing everytime I read this. It sounds like a metaphor for my career.

 

Fatman, that's hilarious.

What's eating me, Ioo? WHAT'S EATING ME, YOU ASK? I'll tell you.

I don't like how you came into the "Who needs a laugh" thread and proceeded to tell me that my joke about the elephant was stupid. Or wrong, or whatever you called it. You could have said,
"Huh, retard, I've never heard it that way. Here's the way I've always heard it."
But instead, I got this,
"That's wrong. It goes like this."
Ok, that's minor stuff. Take a look at my Daniel Pearl thread. Ok, maybe, in my passion, I worded some things wrong. Ioo, you fuckwit, I was just getting it off my chest. You gotta tell me that you think the thread is stupid. Ioo, your childish rants and idiotic posts belie your immature mind.

Do you want to know why I spend so much time here at the T/A forums? No, besides all the chicks. :smile: It's because this is a place where I can go to and post with some very funny, very talented and smart people. I enjoy myself here. I also like it because the posters here can create threads on things they like, have noticed, things that sadden them, make them happy, make them feel sexually adequate. (Feldon, sheep) You, on the other hand, seem determined sometimes to tell someone how stupid they are, their jokes are, or their threads are. THAT'S what eating me, sir. I dislike you entirely.

(Ok, I know this was a childish rant too, before you say it, Ioo, but I was just trying to communicate with you on a level you would understand.)

 

You asked for this, Ioo.

Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Ahem.

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Ioo
He was walking around with nothing to do.
Then to his surprise he heard a loud roar,
A motorcycle gang rode up, and made Ioo their whore.

"Ouch that is"........."No lubricant"

Now Ioo's ass is raw, and it really really hurts
More painful still when he gets the squirts.
Maybe some day it'll all grow back
And Ioo will have a normal crack.


Ya'll motorcyclists come back now, ya hear?


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: retard on 2002-02-26 11:37 ]</font>

 

Damnit you guys crack me up ! :lol:

Ioo was a little man
who loved his dumb-ass can of Spam
he cried the whole day ,
when we took it away
* fill in last sentence *

 

I would like to rhyme something else
But my post won't make any fucking sense
So I am writting this shit now
And don't understand how
It can still make some fucking sense

 

Hey, self-fulfilling prophecy!!!!!

 

I was gonna say something to retard, but then I remembered my old rule: Don't argue with retard(s).

Also I'm still wondering what's eating you, retard?

*checks his Can'o'Spam* Still there.

 

Ioo's doing his best to go straight,
But it could be too little too late,
He's upset Retard,
and is being hit hard.
I don't think they'll ever be mates.

Ioo, when you splatter the whole place with shit,
You should realise some people you hit,
Won't be too happy,
Feeling all crappy,
And might think that you should pay for it.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sheriff Fatman on 2002-02-26 20:36 ]</font>

 

Well... people might think I should pay but there is nothing they can do. I'm not really trying to go anywhere...

 

Love is the name
Sex is the game
So forget the name
And play the game
'Cause I am going insane

 

The shit here is getting too deep
And retard is making me weep
Don't laugh at my sex life
I may have had your wife
And quit making fun of my sheep!

 

So Mr Kane finally joins,
Talk discuss what he does with his loins
The silly old fool
Just loves to feel wool
And rent himself out for small coins.

 

Hmm... I'm gonna say that's a stupid childish post. And what I'm doing here is countering the outbreaks of stupidity... with stupidity. I mean well, but sacrifices must be made.

 

Ioo, I realise that I haven't been a member of this forum for very long, but there is one conclusion that I have made in this short time.

I have had zits on my ass with more personality that you!

Granted, you have made some funny comments on some threads, but for the most part you feel it necessary to spread your childish B.S. all over the place. If you don't have anything worthwhile to contribute, DON'T.

If you are that desperate for attention, I am sure that there is a Pokemon chat room somewhere just dying to here from you.

 

gee, taking this a bit serious, aren't you? if you think it's stupid, don't read it...

 

You hit the nail on the head there, Vlad
Ioo's posts are amazingly bad,
They all just the same
- incredibly lame -
What he needs is a good kick in the nads.

 

Well Vlad, for a newbie you have a big mouth, so just shut it...

Now... that should be more personality THAN, not that you... I've had zits on my ass than could spell better.

Secondly... I would go to one of thsoe pokemon chatrooms but I'm not a pokemon fan...

And thirdly, I don't see how your contribution is any more worthwhile that mine. You're just doing the same thing, basically, in smaller proportions. Spending time on forums is stupid all in all.

Btw, you ever go to Dune Generation boards?

 

I will not intrude yet. But Please guys, do not take this into unhealthy territory.

 

Thank you Ioo, for pointing out my spelling error. I am glad to see that the California school system isn't as horrible as we read about.

As for the Dune forum, no, this is the only game forum that I post on.

 

Jinxed, only by your intrusion, can this become an unhealthy territory.

Vlad, actually CA education is as horrible as you read about it... Most people at my school write even worse than you do. :smile: