Limerick thread *crossed out* Rhyme Thread

Hmm, it seems that when your competition goes down, Dark, so does the quality of your work. And ThreeDogs, laugh rhymes draft? And you tell me I suck.

Now, to say something in my defense:

I made this thread when we started writing rhymes in Haiku thread and it was ok for a while... But then we abandoned it... I brought it up just for fun. I still have alotta spam left in there... I think it's infinite - It's just a question of taking it out of the can... opening the can if you catch the drift. :smile:

Naturally, I'm not like that...but it's funny what you can become on internet... Respected by alot of people...despised... or even feared. Well, it was all good fun. Lasted long too, funny how only now you guys decided to talk back. :smile: I'll still make occasional stupid posts... maybe even alot of them on bigger days. But the can of spam is still mine, and none of you is gonna get it!

 

Now he's losing as everyone knows,
and he's even reverted to prose.
If you can't take the heat,
'cos you always get beat.
Just stay out of this thread. *thumbs nose*

 

Nah, this is my thread, and I rule - ultimately!

 

If I wasn't so sad I would laugh
Ioo can't see the rhyme with draft
perhaps because the pork products
have left his mind all bollocks
as such I believe he is daft
D:

 

Sure I come here.

 

There once was a lame boy called Ioo,
Who needed to take a huge poo,
He took several instead,
and shat in each thread,
Then sat back with nothing to do.

 

loo, why you'd be proud of your spam can, and the fact that you spam, is totally beyond me. Why would you take pride in the fact that you have absolutely nothing useful to contribute to the well-being of the world?

Sheriff, great limericks. How long do they take you to write?

 

A question was asked about time,
When applied to me making a rhyme,
I knock 'em out quick,
When Ioo's been a prick,
So it depends on the type of his crime.

(This one took about 3 minutes, but then I ain't mad at him right now :wink: )

 

*gestures* this is Ioo.
He was born inside a zoo
All the animals ran away
They knew he wouldn't be OK.
A few days later he escaped
The warden to his chair was found duct taped
Ioo was let loose upon the Earth
And so the the one known as Ioo was birthed!

 

Ioo is a fucking child of monkey
Screwed by the ugly african donkey
He sooo likes to spam
But is truly a big bum
So lock him up and throw out the key

 

The young lady did protest
while my hand fondeled her breast
all this profanity
is quite a calamity
And i never got a peak at her nest

P.S. Spam and bum?

 

Peak? That's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it? Maybe it's big, but I doubt you were aiming an actual mountain at her nest!

 

I know that the Fatman is lurking
Hippity Hoppity Urking
I suck at the rhyme
So the last line won't rhyme
Get your ass on IRC!

 

:grin: the sad thing is even if this forum had a spell check it would not have helped
...mutter...mumble....growl.

 

"Everest - mountain with the biggest tits."

That should be fucks. And that should be your... and that should be right. And that should be there, Milo.

Ah...*smacks himself on the forehead* hopeless.

 

While describing his mother's breast size
Ioo felt something beginning to rise
He just had to squirt
The dirty pervert
Then he went back to dreaming of guys.

 

You can take you're little spelling and grammer hang-ups write over their.