Limerick thread *crossed out* Rhyme Thread

While fooling around, I got to 3rd base,
With Ioo's mom, at her place.
I whipped out my Willy,
She giggled kinda silly,
And said, "You're hung like an elephants face!"

 

No, because I'm tired of all that persisent fighting back. Im just gonna sit quiete for a while.

 

Ioo, sick and tired of fighting back,
Decided to have a break so he got slack,
Didn't post for a while,
Made everyone smile,
But he still ended up under attack.

PS: And you think your "Can o' Spam" is good huh? Well how's THIS (me points to rank and accompanied picture) for a picture

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!! :smile:

 

Stupid cloned underlord
Is so jelous of me - word!
He looks at me with a grin
But he'd give it all up for my tin

 

I'm really confused, why is it you americans think moms are so cool?

 

There was a buncha dumdums
They was really obssesed with mums
But they were lame
and the dads came
And banged their heads like a drum

 

Ioo's being a bit of a fool
When he says we think she is cool
Everyone knows we do not,
But we DO think she's hot.
That boy can be such a tool!

 

It's strange that you think she is hot
She is forty one years old, you dumb mut
She is not fat
And neither she's flat
But I still do not think she is hot!

 

Now he's trying to rhyme mutt with hot,
He think's it's a match but it's not,
It is a bit better,
But wrong in one letter,
Still, he's surely improving a lot.

 

What's wrong with rhyming hot and mutt?
Where I live, we say hot like hut.
The way you read it does not matter
If you understand - it's more than better.

Well that seems like a different kind of rhymie thing... oh well.

 

Great - now you're on matter and better
and still have not sorted the letter.
If you say things all wrong,
don't try to write song.
You'll and up a pauper and debtor.

 

Well ok I give up, I was never any good at rhymes. :smile:

 

You don't say

 

For spamming up my civ3 thread,
I was wailing on Ioo's flat head,
When I saw his mum,
Flashing her bum,
I immediately left Ioo for dead.

You wonder where Ioo got his hairy back from?
It wasn't me, it was his mum.
But once you've had hairy back,
You can never go back,
So I'm still tapping that ass like a bass drum.



How bout them apples, Ioo? :grin:


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: retard on 2002-02-20 10:56 ]</font>

 

Well, you can make rhymes. But then, you can't make jokes.

 

The post above ioo's made me laugh
I think i'll buy retard a draft
if her ass is as tight as a drum
that'll surly change with some rum
just remeber which end is the aft

 

Now Ioo's got a bit of a hitch
It's like he dug his own ditch
He thought he could rhyme
But got beaten each time
In this thread his everyone's bitch.

 

It is like it was during the war
with the Gerries knocking at the door
when the only meat for the pan
was an imported tin of SPAM
Ioo's laying a mystery meat bar