Limerick thread *crossed out* Rhyme Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Ioo, Oct 9, 2001.

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  1. Milo

    Milo New Member

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    Just fixing that annoying date thingie. Don't mind me.
     
  2. Ioo

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    I did that on purpose!

    *doh*
     
  3. Ioo

    Ioo New Member

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    Back from the darkness of the void -
    The most horrific spammer
    My name is not Lloyd
    And, no, it is not summer!
     
  4. Sheriff Fatman

    Sheriff Fatman Active Member

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    There once was a guy called Ioo
    Who had nothing better to do
    So he came to TA
    and got in the way
    Until Jinxed came along and said "Shoo!"
     
  5. Ioo

    Ioo New Member

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    There once was a cop who was fat
    Everybody made fun of dat
    They called him fat man
    And they stole his hen
    And now he is henless FatMan.
     
  6. Sheriff Fatman

    Sheriff Fatman Active Member

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    There once was a full can of spam
    Containing, we thought, chopped pork and ham,
    When I opened the lid,
    Inside was that Ioo kid,
    So I shot him - BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAM!
     
  7. bryant1380

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    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose (insert male genitilia) was so long he could suck it.
    As he sat up with a grin,
    And wiped off his chin,
    He said, "If my ear was a (insert female genitilia) I'd f--k it.

    That's ugly. I ought to be ashamed. Don't I know there are kids here?
     
  8. Ioo

    Ioo New Member

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    Thought those kind of poems are a prodcut of the younger population itself...

    There once was a man who was dumb
    He could not tell his head from his bum
    Neither could we
    And that is why he
    Is now known as a retard dum-dum
     
  9. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    There once was a spammer named Ioo,
    Who had trouble when he tried to poo,
    So he spammed and he spammed,
    Until his bowels were un-clammed,
    But he got stuck with a can of the spam too.
     
  10. Ioo

    Ioo New Member

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    There was UnderLord who was Dark
    He was really an expert, juding by his mark
    He did not like loo
    That's why he's uncoo
    And when he was mad he would bark.
     
  11. Sheriff Fatman

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    There once was a boy who was dumb
    Not very well liked by some
    Ioo was his name
    His comments were lame
    and everyone has been with his mum
     
  12. Ioo

    Ioo New Member

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    Sheriff Fatman was permanently dumb
    I put a few bullets through his right lung
    People say "I shot the sheriff"
    And I tell them... "No I didn't" (!!!)
     
  13. Sheriff Fatman

    Sheriff Fatman Active Member

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    There once was a boy with a bike,
    A bit of an Ioo look-a-like,
    One day while a play,
    His nads got in the way,
    Now his tackle is that of a dike
     
  14. Ioo

    Ioo New Member

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    There was this one dumbass Sheriff
    He was so enormously hairy
    That he looked like a monkey
    And got raped by a donkey
    And now his ass is as wide as Everest...
     
  15. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    A kid by the name of Ioo,
    Thought he'd make some limmericks too,
    But his were so crap,
    They were like s**t from a tap,
    But he couldn't care-less and neither should you.

    Mary had a little bomb,
    She liked to have it painted,
    Everywhere that Mary went,
    People screamed and fainted.

    She let it go off one day,
    Which was a big mistake,
    So everyone just ran away,
    As the earth began to shake.

    Holy crap I made a rhyme,
    I thought it was real good,
    Unfortunately it didn't rhyme,
    Because I stuffed up the last bit.

    _________________
    DarkUnderlord
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    Moo... Moo... I'm a Troika cow.

    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: DarkUnderlord on 2002-02-15 12:40 ]</font>
     
  16. Ioo

    Ioo New Member

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    Lol underlord... you see it says rhyme thread, not limmerick. Not rhyming rhymes are the most fun.
     
  17. bryant1380

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    [​IMG]

    Ioo's mom was a wench,
    She had sex for only 2 pence.
    She said, "I want a son!!"
    Towards her Fatman began to run,
    But the dog was first over the fence.
     
  18. Sheriff Fatman

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    That's hilarious, Retard :grin:

    Ioo tries his damn best to make rhyme,
    But doesn't appear to have time,
    They all seem so poor,
    That his mum (the old whore)
    Now thinks that his birth was a crime

    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sheriff Fatman on 2002-02-16 04:03 ]</font>
     
  19. Ioo

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    Ok... The thread is closing for unnkown reasons.
     
  20. Sheriff Fatman

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    That silly sap Ioo just won't learn
    That if he plays with fire he will burn
    He keeps putting up rhyme
    But sucks at it bigtime
    His lameness is a source of concern
     
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