Limerick thread *crossed out* Rhyme Thread

Just fixing that annoying date thingie. Don't mind me.

 

I did that on purpose!

*doh*

 

Back from the darkness of the void -
The most horrific spammer
My name is not Lloyd
And, no, it is not summer!

 

There once was a guy called Ioo
Who had nothing better to do
So he came to TA
and got in the way
Until Jinxed came along and said "Shoo!"

 

There once was a cop who was fat
Everybody made fun of dat
They called him fat man
And they stole his hen
And now he is henless FatMan.

 

There once was a full can of spam
Containing, we thought, chopped pork and ham,
When I opened the lid,
Inside was that Ioo kid,
So I shot him - BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAM!

 

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose (insert male genitilia) was so long he could suck it.
As he sat up with a grin,
And wiped off his chin,
He said, "If my ear was a (insert female genitilia) I'd f--k it.

That's ugly. I ought to be ashamed. Don't I know there are kids here?

 

Thought those kind of poems are a prodcut of the younger population itself...

There once was a man who was dumb
He could not tell his head from his bum
Neither could we
And that is why he
Is now known as a retard dum-dum

 

There was UnderLord who was Dark
He was really an expert, juding by his mark
He did not like loo
That's why he's uncoo
And when he was mad he would bark.

 

There once was a boy who was dumb
Not very well liked by some
Ioo was his name
His comments were lame
and everyone has been with his mum

 

Sheriff Fatman was permanently dumb
I put a few bullets through his right lung
People say "I shot the sheriff"
And I tell them... "No I didn't" (!!!)

 

There once was a boy with a bike,
A bit of an Ioo look-a-like,
One day while a play,
His nads got in the way,
Now his tackle is that of a dike

 

There was this one dumbass Sheriff
He was so enormously hairy
That he looked like a monkey
And got raped by a donkey
And now his ass is as wide as Everest...

 

Lol underlord... you see it says rhyme thread, not limmerick. Not rhyming rhymes are the most fun.

 

Ioo's mom was a wench,
She had sex for only 2 pence.
She said, "I want a son!!"
Towards her Fatman began to run,
But the dog was first over the fence.

 

That's hilarious, Retard :grin:

Ioo tries his damn best to make rhyme,
But doesn't appear to have time,
They all seem so poor,
That his mum (the old whore)
Now thinks that his birth was a crime

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Ok... The thread is closing for unnkown reasons.

 

That silly sap Ioo just won't learn
That if he plays with fire he will burn
He keeps putting up rhyme
But sucks at it bigtime
His lameness is a source of concern