Let's Reason With The Fundies!!!

I've kissed Hank's ass in the name of every one of you. I hope that 1 million you will get when you leave town covers this trivial amount.

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YYuWNQ5P43k

Read the comments!

 

you just can't stop, can you?

 

WHY would I stop ? :-?

 

If you double-post too much, you'll go blind.

 

And you'll get hairy palms.

 

Then your hands will match your ass.

 

and that's just too horrible for words.

 

... will his hands randomly open up and crap? That would make matters even worse... hairy palms with shit dripping out.

Good to see y'all. =]

Motherfuckers.

 

Killing another human being is wrong. Abortion kills unborn children, unborn children are humans, so killing unborn children is wrong.

I realize that this is a gross oversimplification of the issue, but that's in a nutshell what I think. Abortion is often used as a last-used tool of convenience and I can sympathize with it's use, but in the end it's still murder to me.

 

Here's a novel idea: If you don't want kids, don't have sex.

 

Or use a rubber.

 

from the Notebooks of Lazarus Long:

Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing-and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely.

 

condoms aren't fool-proof. as evidenced by the unwashed masses on welfare.

 

That 98% efficiency is still better than the 0% efficient abstinence.

 

It's true, abstinence only works if you practice it.

You're not going to believe what I'm about to say, but here goes: I'm waiting till marriage.

That's right, no JJJuiors running around till there's a Mrs. Japes.

 

You're a better man than me, Japes.

Of course, I was a teenager in the '70's.....

 

I'm both shocked and completely unsurprised. Of course, you can't really judge a person's habits by reading about them on the internet.
I can't seem to keep it in my pants. You can imagine how awkward that makes things while you're waiting at a bus stop.

 

But how many single, horny, hot ladies stop by your bus stop every moring when you have your penis out Gross?

 

Exactly why it's awkward.
Then again, there's nothing quite like tensing up for a second and then blurting out, "Watch your step," as you deftly zip up your fly.