Let the sex begin.

That would be Descartes.

 

Well, he said 'I think therefore I am', but I think our version is a little more applicable in the modern age. *grin*

 

Which would be "Cogito Ergo Sum", if my Asterix books are correct.

Also, seeing Xz's first comment, I'd say he probably already knows that version.

 

You mean that virgins don't exist? Not even on the internet?

 

Time Spent on Internet X Number of Years Lived = Virgin Rating.

 

The recent abundance of equations-serving-as-discourse reminds me of the Technicians from the Doomsday Warrior series.

 

That's not right, I've spent hours on the internet and my virgin rating should be zero. Maybe Number of Years lived/Time spent on the internet?

 

Hmm, well, let's examine both of them. Let's say we're 40 years old (our favorite Virgin age), and have spent an accumulated 5 years on the internet (I'm younger than that, and am pretty sure that I have accomplished this goal. *shame*)

40 X 5 = 200

40/5 = 8

I was thinking that the more Virgin you were, the higher your Virginity rating. Though, your equation would work well for:


Amount of Action Received Rating = Years Lived/Years Spent on the Internet.

So that you'd have an action received rating of 8. If we assume that people live to be a max age of 100 and have a time spent on internet of 1 (Vista's calculator actually displayed "Cannot divide by zero" when I tried to input that. I imagine any potentially mischievous coders could hack the calculator to create a time paradox and destroy the Earth), that means the maximum possible action rating is 100.

Sounds good to me.

EDIT: Though, the minimum is 1, which means "You spent your entire existence online". I guess the scale would be 1 (you got action by masturbating to pornography) to 100 (you could not access internet, always having sex instead).