Ladies and Gentlemen! (Well, mostly just gentlemen)

Dude, Matt. How old are you man? 12-13 or something? That's a question you can ask your dad if you really want to, just make sure your mom's not around.

Although, I must admit, I think the painted eyebrows look ridiculous. It might be only because the girls at my school make them so long they look like aliens, and so thin you think they must be anorexic to have even their eyebrows be malnurished, but I've never like the painted eyebrows. Next gals will be shaving their heads and painting on ponytails.

 

I would say something about you but Snowie already did the job.

As for the hair thing in my opinion it's sexy when a girl has some hair "over there" so to speak. I'm not talking about no bushes but neatly trimmed/shaved/whatever hair. As for other parts of the body (aside from the head) - if you want girls to have hair on their legs or armpits then dude you ARE a homo

 

arent you 14 blinky?

 

I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T HAVE ANY INTEREST IN GIRLS!! I JUST SAID SHE AIN'T MY TYPE!!! DON'T CALL ME A HOMO!! (and yes, I do get rather defensive on some issues...)

 

since your questioning my age, I'm 14, well... 15 in a few short days... but yea... since when does age show how active you are mentally and physically? seriously... you ppl are immature (and yes, given my last post, I do see how rediculous that seems coming from me) but yea, don't call me gay. I'm just more into rocker chicks (and dated quite a few :lol: ) than some stick thin, breakable model! (especially one who glares like she does!! *shudder* EVIL EYES!! EVIL EYES!!)

 

LIKE WHAT ISSUES? LIKE THE WAY YOUR DADDY TOUCHED YOU AFTER ITTLE LEAGUE PRACTICE, AND THE WAY HE'D INSPECT YOU AFTER YOUR SHOWERS? THE WAY HE'D CHECK YOUR WHOLE BODY WITH HIS TONGUE TO SEE IF YOU WERE "CLEAN" OR JUST "WET?"

 

1. my dad hasn't touched me, and will a moderator please speak to Sleek about that? that was just... too much...
2. that fat guy is nasty, and I'm actually not fat... but I am a freak.

 

Matt, chill out. The homo thing is a joke, and everybody on the forums gets called various things. There's no need to freak out just because somebody teases you.

Secondly, Sleek, that was innapropriate. Retard and mrnobodie don't even say stuff like that, which is telling you something about your current level of perversion. It wasn't funny, it was just gross. There's no reason to be flaming people like that, so knock it off.

 

You so ripped that picture from Something Awful Sleek. It isn't that disgusting either, Snow, although I admit the insuations were a bit much, but nothing to worry about really.

 

awwww. come one. i snagged the pic from www.brokennewz.com a sub-par humor site, but they've still got some funny pics and an olsen twins legal age countdown timer. as for what i said, i was just paraphrasing rodney dangerfield's lines from "natural born killers" the most fucked up movie ever made. its not like i meant any of it

but then again may be i should have made that clear in the original post

i was really just tryuing to make it was big, with as many pics as possible. i was kind of bored.

 

It's been a while since I've seen it, but I don't remember Rodney Dangerfield in Natural Born Killers. It's a fucked up (in a good way) movie, but it's not THE most fucked up. There are far more disturbing movies out there...like Kids, American History X and maybe Romper Stomper (going by reputation for that one).

 

I can't imagine what David Hasselhof will do to the poor kid.
And Matt I think most of the people on the forum have been called something insulthing. I've been called an asshole and as for Chalupa and Sleek :/ (too many to mention)

 

oh well. but yeah rodney dangerfield played the female protagonist's abusive father during her flashbacks. (they murdered him by holding his face down in the aquarium and pounding in the back of his skull with a hammer)if

 

yea... I apologize to the moderators and everyone for freaking... but that post was too much... the picture wasn't that bad, (i've got a teacher similar in build to that fat guy... they say he can't go to the bathroom during school b/c the toliets are too small :lol: :-o :lol: ) but those comments... were... disgusting... I'm just... offended... a few gay jokes I can deal with... I think... but that was a bit over the top...

 

too close to home eh? jk. yeah sometimes i get a little over the top with my insults/jokes etc. i know your only 14 or something and i doubt your as perverted as your going to be at the end of yer pubescent cycle, so i'll take it into consideration that some people cant handle this kind of comment from now on etc.

 

Dude, just because he happens to think it's a little over the top, I kinda agree, doesn't mean shit about him. Some people don't like your sense of humor, me I'm 16, and "at the end of my pubescent cycle" and I too, happen to think that's pretty sick shit.

 

most of Sleek's humor I don't mind, but that wasn't funny, it was just offensive.