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  1. Blinky969

    Blinky969 Active Member

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    You can try to kill me if you want wobbler, you might have to wait in line though. Probably for awhile. I think we've already had conversations about how many ways you can die trying to get into my cave, but I can sum it up if you want.
     
  2. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Well, I don't acutally think I said I would kill you.

    I only said I would shoot you, and I guess I can shoot you in the foot, or?
     
  3. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Of course, because merely shooting him in the foot won't make him mad enough to retaliate! What a splendid idea, why aren't generals thinking of that when they fight wars? Iraq would have been American soil years ago if GI's were simply ordered to aim at Mujahedin feet!
     
  4. Telcontar

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    Suddenly, that army of kangaroos seem to have a BIG disadvantage......
     
  5. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Well now. DE, you must see the diffrence between a war in Iraq and shooting Blinky.

    They don't have that much in common, other then both have a gun in it.
     
  6. Blinky969

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    'A' gun?

    Explain to me how you're even going to get a chance, considering stronger men have died just trying to FIND where I live. You could try to jump me outside, but how do you propose shooting me in the foot before I kill you for trying to shoot me in the foot?

    Besides all that, thick-layer of fat and muscle man, some doctor told me it's kind of like Kevlar once.
     
  7. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    You're indeed kewl.

    However, I really don't get why you try to hide the fact that you're black with an outer layer of white fur. Is this some kind of Carlton syndrome?
     
  8. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    The melanin content of his skin is practical, and his hair isn't really white.
    Polar bears have translucent hairs that take in light much like an optical fiber and disperse heat over the surface area of the skin. The dark coloring more effectively absorbs the sun's energy, and saves Blinky's body some work in keeping him warm.
     
  9. Dark Elf

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    "Keeping his body warm" - that's what any self-respecting man has a harem of bitches for!
     
  10. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Well, I never said I acuatlly would try, I just proposed, as a "what if".
     
  11. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Now you are basically saying you are giving us a heap of "what-if" predictions to hence find out answers which in turn will lead to the demise of Blinky!
     
  12. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I said it saved his body some work, not all of it. Of course he'll generate the rest of the heat simply by friction.

    Wobbler, you're just digging yourself a hole that gets deeper by the minute.
    "What if I shot Blinky? What if I could circumvent his slew of fatal traps?"
    The simple answer is, "No. You can't do any of those things."
     
  13. Blinky969

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    I forget what I put the dial at, but I think every seventh person who triggers my alarm system gets flash-frozen and used as ornamentation.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Man so Steve Irvwin wasn't killed by a sting-ray after all.
     
  15. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Yea, I realised that two pages ago...
     
  16. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    And here you are at the bottom of the 4th page.
     
  17. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Should i quit now or should I continue digging?
    Because I'm not sure I can get up all by myself...
     
  18. Telcontar

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    I want to see if you really can reach Chyna. Oh and we will keep helping you up, it is funny watching you get knocked down!
     
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    Getting to Chyna would be worth the dig, but getting to China....
    That's another story! :lol:
     
  20. Telcontar

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    Well hey never would I thought throwing insults at some guy until he digs us a path to China would happen either.
     
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