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  1. Blinky969

    Blinky969 Active Member

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    Can I just say that image makes me incredibly happy inside?
     
  2. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Which is exactly why I never want to fall unconscious underwater.
    I almost drowned on vacation in Grand Caiman, admiring tropical fish and coral formations. About three minutes later, my vision's getting hazy and I realize that my lungs are on fire. The 15 seconds it took me to get back to the surface are the longest I ever wish to experience.
     
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    Wow. The only experience I had close to that im on a camp and is swimming. I think I might have pushed one of the bigger boys or soemthing whatever.
    When he get pissed I start to swim underwater away, and when I try to get up, he kicks me down. really scaring.
     
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    He kicks you down? Are you saying this is an occurring event?
     
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    Well, occuring as in remembering what happend.

    Ethier that or it's a cry for help.
     
  6. Xz

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    So you're under water at the moment and when you try to get up, he kicks you back down?
     
  7. Dark Elf

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    Hahahaha, the insides of wobbler's lungs are white!
     
  8. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Mine are black.
     
  9. Blinky969

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    My lungs are probably green, with little leprechauns dancing around in forests of magic mushrooms, with weed growing out of the occasional resin swamp, and with all the animals living on junk food and south park reruns.
     
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    Dude, would you let me live inside your lungs?
     
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    My god it's like Alice in wonderland and A Midsummer Night's Dream all in one, with Eric Cartman! I don't know how you would fit in DE.....
     
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    Or an elf...

    Or we can just shoot him?
     
  14. Dark Elf

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    If you shoot me, my corpse will most likely be absorbed by some illegal weed or another and be inhaled by Blinky anyway, so what were you possibly trying to solve there, Sir John?
     
  15. Blinky969

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    I'm sure I could try to turn some aveoli into an apartment for you after you die.
     
  16. Grossenschwamm

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    Damn...looks like the best thing I could do is resurface some patchy asphalt.
     
  17. wobbler

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    Bad idea. I don't want to live in Blinky's decomposing carcass, even though I'm sure it would be shortly overgrown with weed left to it's own devices.
     
  19. Grossenschwamm

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    Sentient cannabis...something I don't want to see. Blinky's own personality is dominant in this case, and prevents the pot from taking over. Once he dies, there will be a weed super-strain capable of world domination. Is that something you really want on your head, Wobbler?
     
  20. Dark Elf

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    Prolonged use gradually turns the addicted into more and more Blinky. What is first perceived as a sudden albinism accelerates into uncontrolled growth of body mass, muscle, fangs, claws and sex appeal. The final stage is when the speciment registers at a gaming forum and holds wicked religious debates while slapping his bitch.
     
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