Kerghan-lol

Why scientists and enjeneers would never get as much money, as USA president and basketbalists ?
Let's see: time=money and intelligence=force. Every enjeneer know that work=force*time. Then work=intelligence*money nad, therefore money=work/intelligence. When intelligence becomes less, money increase !

 

You stole that from somewhere else...

 

Yes. From russian humoristic forum to be accurate. But I didn't say that was created by me

 

No, you didn't. And for that, you´re pardoned.
By me, at least.

 

Nevertheless... I must have his name. For that is actually very, very funny. I think I will keep him.

 

Damn, I was just about to say that.

 

I'm an engineering student, I have more reason to find it beautifully ironic.

 

Well, I'm an art student. And I'm swedish.
... And I'm just about to figure out the rest of that sentance...

 

You're homosexual?

 

No. I still got a girlfriend, remember? I'll even tell you her name if you behave...

 

Honestly tell us, is her name Bill?

 

No. Her name is Sophie, and she's the most beautifull woman on this side of the universe. AND she's half-swede, half-french.

 

Blinky, you can joke like that: "Her first name is Sophie, and second name - Bill, but Wolfsbane occasionaly thinks inside out"

 

Or you can say he's Bill during the day and Sophie at night. But meh, if the little guy says it's his girl friend... Wait, you really mean "girlfriend" or just "girl friend"?

 

Actually, we´re engaged. She's my fiancé (I don't know how to spell that word. Forgive me.)

 

What?! You liar! You said you'd dump her! You said I was the most beautiful! That's it. You ain't getting any orgy-invites ever again!

 

This could lead to the longest argument in history, so I'll admit:
My girlfriend whoops your girlfriends ass. She's SO much more beautiful.

 

That's why you don't post a picture of her?

 

So you're 16 with a fiancee?