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First, let's define "explosive dioreha"

 

Isn`t that quite self-expainatory?

Do not sneeze!

- Zen

 

LOL!!! Man, this is SOOO hilarious...

SlugBug does not see that everyonje is kidding him... and he'll prolly not after this either

 

Hello Gwindor.
Thanks for pointing that out, because somehow I doubt the rest of us would have noticed without your input.

Oh, and a belated welcome to the forum

 

LOL nice sig DarkUnderlord kinda funny.

 

He said and thus masterly pointed out the truth of Gwindors statement...



- Zen

 

Heh, well, I know everyone figured out, but it's still hilarious... Heh, and that "omg, at last darkunrlrod cna speek real englich"

 

THis post is no longer in reach of you.

 

Anyway back to explosive diarrhea... Geez, lets stay on topic here people..

Explosive diarrhea is such that can be heard within a 15 block radius. The sound usually is reminiscent of a covey of quail flying off the ground, or that sound you make with your mouth when you play "Machine Gun Army Dude" . The kind that the unfortunate person that has it needs a liquid transfusion immediately after caving so to speak. Also, it feels as if your sphincter was sliced neatly all around the rim with a razor and then dipped in rubbing alcohol. Explosive diarrhea also splatters, so that you need not only wipe your crack, but your entire buttocks, and, occasionaly, the toilet seat. It usually smells quite bad, and may cause retching and gagging on the victims part, usually because explosive diarrhea is accompanied by a upset stomach anyway.

 

:lol: Happened to me once... :roll:

 

Where do you come from Gwindor? heh, peps, omg? where have I heard this before?

 

He comes from the land of crap :lol: .

 

Explosive diarriha is the ressult of a mixture of diarriha and stomach gas. The gas is stored in the stumach under extreme pressure! When the diarrha shit comes out the gas wich is contained in the shit expands quikly causing the shit to explode woth devasting effekt. IF you do have explosive diarrhia you must not under any circumstances point your arse towards any living being since this is forbidden in the geneve convention. AND you must not under any circumstanes, if you have explosive diarrha, no matter how bad the situasion point your arse against any anything and light the shit. IF you should (god forbidd) do the later be aware that the punishment is to be shot while hanging from a hook connected with the groin region. §198 Geneve convention(punishment).

 

Hmm that sounds good i think.

 

Slug bug

Do you think it would be entirely possible for you to actually add something to your posts? Sheee-at. Get Nick to show you how to add something to the conversation. Post something other than:

"Hmm, that sounds good I think."

Do you not know how to talk to someone? In Real Life, I mean? Or do you add meaningless one sentence replies to every conversation you happen across?

 

????? What the hell are you talkinga bout :realmad: .

 

Un-fucking-believable.

 

He has nooooo idea. Bless his heart.

Anyway, back to explosive diarrhea....

I failed to mention that explosive diarrhea ranges in colors from almost black to greenish, to orange-yellow. Oddly enough, the times mine has been black was the times it smelt the worst. If it was ever yellow or orange, it just made me queasy. Also, sometimes you have such explosive diarrhea, that you are scared to even look in the toilet, because it's like, "My God, that came outta me?!?!?!!" One time, I swear, no lie there was steam coming off of it. And then one time, it looked like President James Garfields face. Weird.