Just one simple question

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  1. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    In the interests of making everyone have a better day, I pose the following question to you.

    Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
    And what's on the other side?
    Rainbows are visions
    Not only illusions
    And rainbows have nothing to hide
    So we've been told
    And some choose to believe it
    I know they're wrong, wait and see
    Someday we'll find it,
    The rainbow connection
    The lovers, the dreamers, and me

    -Kermit the Frog
     
  2. Skie88

    Skie88 New Member

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    1. First, I tink it has something to do with rainwater/moist remaining in the air that they are affecting the infrared spectrum thus producing a show of colors.

    2. on the side of what? on the other side of my cubicle, my boss is spying to know why our internet bill was so high... :lol:

    nice poem, or is it a song? :thinker:
     
  3. Feldon Kane

    Feldon Kane New Member

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    *MUSIC*

    Why are there so many songs about Dwarf chicks?
    And why they are forced to hide?
    Dwarf chicks have bad skin
    And greasy grey whiskers
    A Dwarf chick smells like she's died
    Dwarf chicks don't bathe
    And they won't trim their beards down
    Much less their ****s, wait and see
    Someday we'll find them
    The stinky, rough Dwarf chicks
    Sogg Mead Mugg, the Dumbass, and Me

    --Magnus the Dwarf
     
  4. Ring lord

    Ring lord Member

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    btw,someone here said that dwarven chiks have beards..
    well [/m]not[m] all of them!
    i met some dwarven chicks in Might&Magick and they had NO beard...

    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Ring lord on 2002-01-06 06:08 ]</font>
     
  5. slagger21

    slagger21 New Member

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    you played m&m too huh. I played 6-8 and i thought it was really fun even though almost everyone thinks it sucks
     
  6. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    It's a song. I stole it from a Muppets movie. I'm really desperate for something to talk about that isn't
    A) how much we hate or are annoyed by ______,
    B) other computer or video games, or
    C) a flame war.

    With that in mind, I have only one thing to say.
    Don't speak.
    I know just what you're thinking
    I don't need your reasons.
    Don't tell me cuz it hurts
    Don't tell me cuz it hurts
    Don't speak
    Don't speak.

    Thank you.
     
  7. Saint_Proverbius

    Saint_Proverbius New Member

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    I can do a perfect impression of Kermit singing that song. Of course, I can't do him talking normally. :smile:
     
  8. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    Ooooh oooooh I want to hear your Kermit impression! Kermit = God.
     
  9. carlstar

    carlstar New Member

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    whats green and smells like bacon. kermits finger.

    i guess.... OH MY GOD. i just got that joke!

    kermit ate miss piggy! thats sick. i thought it was some lame sex thing.
    that would explain the reason why its not 'green and smells fishy'.
     
  10. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    You're from NZ. How did you not get that joke earlier :smile:?
     
  11. Feldon Kane

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    Fer cryin' out loud!!
    The joke is that Kermit was finger-banging Miss Piggy.
    If his finger smelled "fishy", he could have been groping any female.
    The joke is "What's green and smells like PORK?", not bacon.
    Miss Piggy = PORK. Get it?
    Now...what's green and TASTE'S like pork?
     
  12. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    I see that even bringing up the great visionary Kermit the Frog has resulted in a long, annoying thread about fingerbanging Miss Piggy. Sigh.
     
  13. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    hey i've had dream's that started with kermit fingering............. *notices everyone staring at him with open mouths and shocked looks except for feldon who looks decidedly aroused*...... ummmm.... never mind, maybe i shouldn't share anymore huh?
     
  14. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    *Cries hysterically and runs away*
    *Hides behind the couch*
     
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    mrnobodie New Member

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    *hears faint mewing sounds emanating from behind the couch*
    *notices feldon with dilated pupils and flushed cheeks undoing belt buckle and edging towards couch*
     
  16. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    *Loads shotgun*
    Everything I need to know about relationships I learned from Fallout 2. Anyone want to try it?
    *Loads minigun too*

    :minigun:
     
  17. Feldon Kane

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    *Removes pants and goes to sleep on the couch*

    Whew! That's enough role-playing for me.
    :zzz:
     
  18. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    :lol:
    sleep...... so that's what you kids are calling these days
     
  19. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    *Shoots Mr. Nobodie in the head repeatedly with a sawed-off shotgun, then uses his Ressurection spell to do it again... and again... and again...*
     
  20. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    please stop etalis, no please, i'm starting to enjoy it
    oh god, yes.... yes!!.... YES!!!!... UNH!.... whoops, sorry about that
    i think we better stop this now before it starts to get disgusting
     
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