Just because no one cares...

Sir, sir, you appear to have a mullet! Dear god no!

 

Let me reassure you dear snowfull one, it's not a mullet but tied back in a pony-tail. I didn't have it pulled all the way through (so to speak), so it didn't hang in the way of the tatt's for the pic.

 

Tied back in a pony tail is, like, even worse than a mullet. With a mullet everyone (including yourself) knows you have no taste, but with a tied back pony tail, you still have no taste, only everyone knows it but you.

 

Mullets are so back.

Oh, and

RAAAAAA!!!

 

No taste?, need I remind how hot and sexy I am, now what need do I have for taste?, ponder this, an ugly chick in good clothes and make-up, is still an ugly chick.

 

Picture this, someone's unsexy back with two animals on it is still someone's unsexy back.

 

Picture this, someones sexy abs with a shit ugly face is still someones sexy abs.

 

i hate your abs.

 

So, because I have long hair and a "manly muscular appearence", I have no taste and am unsexy?..... let me guess, you're a real hit with the ladies, aren't you?.

 

What? I dont see any musculars in that PICTURE of your BACK.

Also, you don't have long hair, you have a TIED BACK PONY TAIL.

 

He looks like he's alot stronger than your abercrombie wearing, girlfriend censoring, ass.

By the standards imposed by the the god of all things, Jesus' illegitimate child, Edgar, Nobodie's hair qualifies as a mullet.

 

Also, he's a volunteer fireman (nobodie, that is). My hat goes off to him for that.

 

I wish I could get my hair to lie that flat.

 

You can have my hair. It does nothing but lie flat.

 

Interesting theory.... because I have a tied back pony tail, I don't have long hair...... so what pray tell do I have tied back in that pony tail?

Admittedly it look's a lot shorter and mulettish due to not having it pulled completly through the band.