John Titor

Sounds like what my sister-via-adoption says about her little fat fuck son, Drake.

 

Man, you guys. If you're gonna have a bitch-fest, due it in one thread. I mean, damn, I was putting forth some pretty intelligent reasonings on the theory¹ of time travel, only to be covered up in seven shades of shit.



¹A word that Sleek Jeek fails to grasp, apparently.

 

Baal was saying what if you went to a date where you existed already. I'll quote Calvin and Hobbes, since he had the best idea regarding such matters: "If I had a time machine, I would fly myself to yesterday, take myself to tomarrow, and skip this stupid assignment." I think it would be interesting to go back and meet Joan of Arc, or Jesus... if there was a Jesus... that could be interesting... or meet Robert E. Lee... that could be cool. I would prefer meeting Joseph Stalin though, I'm more of a communist than a confederate. :lol:

 

Retard, man has struggled to solve paradoxes since they first thought of them. Time travel is the biggest one of them all.

 

Isn't the point of a paradox that it can't possibly exist because it contradicts itself?

 

If you met him, I bet you'd give him a blowjob under his dask. Goddamn faggot.

 

What makes you think TH is subject to the same temptations you are?
Goddamn dumbass

 

Read my post in "guess how bored I am." I'm a fucking prophet.

 

You're a fucking retard.

 

...How did a semi-interesting conversation degenerate into a penis-slapping contest?

 

Sigurd's fault. Looking for an excuse to flame TH and kiss the ass of most of the forum

 

<smack smack smack smack's his big fat sweaty scrotum around inside everyone nostris>

Wolf, you've flamed everyone all day, stop bitching when other people do it every once in a while.

 

*beats sleek over the head with his shlong untill he stops moving*

 

Hay we have a wolf infestation here, we need an exterminator.

Wolf you enter into a conversation and it turns to an argument in just one post, you do have talent.

 

Hey, dumbass, it was Sigurd not me. Something about the retard gene seems to make people want to flame TH for being a bisexual. I jumped in and defended him. Sigurd started it, not me. You're desire to flame me is quite obvious.

 

So...

 

SILENCE!

Holy shit, way to make communists sound like ignorant ass holes. Joseph Stalin was not a communist, Joseph Stalin was a fascist dictator masquerading as a communist. You might as well say you'd like to meet Hitler because you admire fiercly patriotic individuals.

 

But Herr Hitler was fiercely patriotic aswell as pro aryian and anti-semitic. Indeed it seems even if he wasn't fiercely patriotic he was plenty of other admirable traits.

 

Among them his lack of a proper pair of balls.

Me:*posts*
Retard: 1|K3 j00!!!!1111

 

"Sigurd started it, not me! Blame Sigurd! He's a naughty boy! Don't spank me, mommy, spank Sigurd!" Hey Wolf, why don't you concentrate on defending yourself, and let Silvio handle it on his own.