Jesus fucking Christ

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  1. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    As promised:

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    Ahhh so I see you both have rooms reserved in hell.
     
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    Inferno suites I hope. Would hate to think you guys didn't go in style.
     
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    Well, if we'll be punished for the above sins specifically, I'm afraid Xz's suite will have two Yeshua Ben Josef's copulating non-stop while moaning the gospel and spanking the other cheek and mine will be covered with the end result of their prior enema.

    I don't want to go to hell.
     
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    Oh I'm afraid that ship has sailed already.
     
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    Point.

    How does one develop coprophilia?
     
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    Everyone knows that God forgives nothing and remebers everything.
    He tried forgiving in the beginning, but that got fucked up, so he just went ahead and punished all sinners.
     
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    God is a grumpy old elephant. Ganesha is God. You hear that, mr Chick?
     
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  10. Xz

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    Let's take a look at God:
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    Can't you see that this is a forgiving being?
     
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    Xz is God??
     
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  12. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Well, the experts disagree with each other on the subject. The other possibility is that this thing is God:
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    Infidel! The True Believers venerate God as revealed in the sacred scripture, in the form as shown below!

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    Your god is weak and feminine. Mine is better:
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    Heathen, everyone knows the Pink Unicorn is invisible.
     
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    I like Unicorns! ^_^
     
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    My religion has more followers = my religion attracts more followers because IT IS THE ONLY TRUE WORD OF GOD = my religion is right!
     
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    FOR PONY!!!
     
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