I've never before seen such stupidity.

Which is? Pain, torture?

 

My 7th grade teacher said that there aren't any animals besides us that can talk. I said, "Parrots can mimick speech."

She looked at me, wide-eyed, dumbfounded, then said, "Parrots aren't animals. They're birds." Dumbass.

I then asked her what kingdom birds belonged too. Animal, Plant, Fungus, Protists, ... (I couldn't remember the fifth at the time) besides, she didn't let me finish. She sent me to the office.

Bitch.

Dumb bitch, I should say.

 

And the call YOU retard?

 

actually, he calls himself retard.

 

Oh... okey, then they're both retard. :/

 

Well we have the name Retard but he does not act out that role. You can have that one TP.

 

i saMrt!

 

I'm not sure what to say after that...
So...We can call his teacher either Defective or Mental Invalid.
Or perhaps the suffix "ed" should be added, making her "Retarded"/

 

Well, if there's Phys Ed.