I've been attacked!

I say we rename GD to "Sea of Spam" and be done with it.

 

But mine is more entertaining, and has lasting effects. Just look at Xz, he's now watching the Beavis movie again. When yielded correctly, the spam is all powerful dano-san.

 

It's a good thing I know how much Karated Kid sucked. Otherwise, your picture of Mr. Miyagi might've influenced me to watch the pile of suck for the second time ever.

 

You dont need to hide your fanclub card from us, we know the truth! How does the fly-bird-kick thing go again? *watches Gross flap around squaking like a bird*

 

Ok then Max, why the hell are you there with him?

 

Making sure you dont disturb his meditations with your own squakings. Now go wax 5 more cars!

 

Yes mistress...

 

*Shackles Tel to a chair and forces him to endure three straight hours of Loituma!*

Tel: "I'm not afraid!"
Yoda-Max: "Good. You will be ... you will be."

 

Watch yourself, Tel! he's about to get the sugar wax and an unusually large, phallic turkey baster!

 

HAHAHA I could watch that loituma video all day, I am just waiting for the guys head to explode. After 8 hours and 23 minutes it seems it hasn't though.

I thought it was Mad Max not Yoda max.
Would you like to share the turkey baster with me gross?Either that or GET ME OUT OF HERE!

 

*Surrepticious escape*
You're free! But...my God, man! What the hell happened to your face?

 

*Max observes the meddling lizard interferring with the brainwashing, unleashes the rabid hounds on them both*

"Soon you will learn the power of the force..."

 

Rabid dogs AND the force? Your midichlorians must be making you ten types of crazy! It's a good thing I've fashioned these anti-crazy helmets out of kitty litter and beetle spit.

 

You supply the spit, I'll provide the test subjects.

 

Present sir.

 

I'm not worried, the only true defense is my aluminum foil helmets, patented for 100 years. Your futile resistance will only be your down fall!

(but I eagerly await the outcome of your live-victem-testing ... err ... product-testing on Tel, this should be most amusing)
*sits down tih a bag of popcorn to view the pending psychotic break*

 

After exhaustive testing, we've found that the beetle spit is too benign for our purposes. It does however, make a delectible marinade.

 

Any word yet on the kitty litter? I thought for sure its crazy to crazy force shield would offer some protection.