I've been attacked!

So there I am, minding my own business sitting in class. I come out at lunch time to throw my books into my car, and it looks like this!! (not mine but it might as well have been)



I kid you not! From front to back it was covered with crap! Did they hit the cars on either side...NO. Those dirty birds are targeting me I tell ya.

meh. You should have seen the looks I got driving home.... :-o

 

HELLBOKOS!

 

Owned. By birds. I tell you Max, someone up there's out for you.

 

Maximus, here's what we do at home for such a problem.



Enjoy.

 

Oh man.... I thought I was having a shitty day, but nope! Not by comparison.

 

Either that, or this;

Loaded with some grape-shot, we'll see how close those birds get to your car!
Now, I'm not saying you should attach a piece of 18th century naval artillery to your car, but...well, yes that's exactly what I'm saying.

 

:lol:

I tell you, Maximus, the birds are watching. They are waiting. They know where you live. They know who you are.

Oh my, Hellbokos has found you. The birds are its/his/hers.

Edit = How nice! The posts are auto-edited when it comes to certain names. So very convenient, thank you, mathboy.

 

Thanks for the advice, but I think I just pissed 'em off!



what auto edit feature? helbokos?

 

Heh. Nothing like a good ol' full-plate and a flamethrower at times like these. Roasted bird, anyone?

 

I'll have the wood pigeon in cream sauce, please.

 

Here you go. That'll be one dollar fifty, please.

 

I don't have any dollars; would FM be acceptable?

Oh, and coffee to go, please.

 

D'you have any Swedish crowns, then? Gimme twenty and that coffee's yours as well.

 

Oh, whatever. I've recieved incorrect information for the last ten years, then. Fucking teachers.

 

Actually it's kronor in the plural, krona in the singular. I guess you're thinking of the Norwegian play money.

And Wolfsie, the twent is in the mail. Can I have that coffee now, please?

 

Aye. Double l.
Why miss the chance of having a living target in movement, Max? You should have given those pigeons some lead. What did you use to scare them off, Frigo's pictures?

 

Here you go. Thank you, please come again!

 

Yummee... that's good coffee!

Mind if I book a table every work day around noonish, local time?