ITT: We Make Fake Parady Posters

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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Well...you have the word, "dwarf," and the phrase, "Dungeons & Dragons."


    Not really sure it helps when a member of a fictitious race talks about his desire for stocky, hairy women.
     
  2. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    I'm suprised she wasn't burned as a witch or demon. We arn't the only ones still to do that in Aus are we?
     
  3. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    In Australia, you're probably not, in the rest of the world you probably are.
     
  4. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Nothing like burning your stepmother with your family!
     
  5. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Unfortunately, that's got too much of righteous retribution in it.

    Now, burning your stepchildren...
     
  6. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    I've found they squirm and scream too much. And if you try to knock them out you have more chance of killing them with the blow. That smell of burning flesh though....mmmhmmm
     
  7. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    A real stepfather would never torch his children before they were tied tightly to a robust chair with barbed wire.

    Not until then does he produce the torch and the kerosene... and the marshmallows.
     
  8. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure the marshmellows would have a somewhat "unique" taste to them. I think you would vomit more up than you could keep down.
     
  9. Dark Elf

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    That's why the adoption centre will never accept your application!
     
  10. Anonymous

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    Can someone please explain to me what this word 'emo' means? 'Cause I don't know.
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    If you don't want to read all that crap its short for "emotional" so the emo people are very emotional, overly so, which is why we don't like them.
     
  13. Anonymous

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    Could one compare it to the term "fjortis"?
     
  14. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Yeah dress in dark colours, boast and complain about how hard done they are, how the world is against them and a lot of them are suicidal.
     
  15. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Whereas in fact, they live comfortable middle- to upper-class lives.

    Pathetic, really.
     
  16. Feanor

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    In other words they should be all loaded into a catapault and launched in to a large giant concrete wall.
     
  17. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha yeah I agree with you Feanor, welcome to the forum as well.

    Just little rich church kids rebelling?
     
  18. Dark Elf

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    That, or we catapult the concrete wall on them.

    Just like you, Tel. Just like you.
     
  19. Feanor

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    I'm not worried, as long as it is as painful as possible.
     
  20. Telcontar

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    I haven't been to church in over 7 and a half years. If I want to eat crappy dried bread and drink cheap wine I could just go down to the local shelter, drink free booze, eat cardboard and be in a much more hospitable environment. Minus the threats for my jacket.
     
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