ITT: We Make Fake Parady Posters

Yes I love trying to find the Snitch with Harry! I am of course referring to the Golden Snitch and Quidditch.

 

If that's what you call it, fine by me. Just keep me and the rest of us out of your sick games, would you?

 

I'm going to agree with Wolfsbane on the Hermione thing. And the whole, "stop focusing on my bottom" thing I assume is to point out that she has no ass. Then again, she's British, so the asslessness (that's right, six instances of the letter s) is genetic. Brits and Asians.

 

What Asian women lose in the ass department they make up in rooting like rabbits. As for English women, your guess is as good as mine.

 

I must correct you. British women are MOSTLY butt ugly, but then there is a select few that are so bangable you'd think they were screen doors.

 

I'll agree with Blinky on that one. There are in fact a select few goodies amongst them Anglo-Saxes, after all. But that doesn't help the fact that they're oftenly the ones who doesn't like to show off every inch of their body, even if it's frickin' December.

 

I remember DE hating the place. And hellbokos is over there, which could explain a lot about his retarded personality.
As for good lookin' Brits, there is a select few alright like Jordan and the Queen.

 

So it's you, Potter and the Queen, huh? That figures.

 

You mocking harry? And you wonder why you have 2 heads!

 

As long as I get to call him an Emo, that's fine by me. Besides, now I can eat with both my heads at the same time. Double food rations for me!

 

Dude, one thing you don't realize, even though a woman might no show it off, all women are freaks, I'm sorry, 'sensual beings', at heart. Hot British chicks tend to be a little more straight-laced, but that's just because they save their wild sides for behind closed doors.

 

That's definitely true. Liz Hurley? Catherine Zeta-Jones?

 

Diana Rigg? Jane Seymour?

 

Zeta is Welsh...but she's still bangable with a capitol "FUCK".

 

That chick got rack like a department store.

 

They are indeed all hot, but trust me when I tell you that Swedish girls are the hottest there is. You can't beat our girlies in hotness; you haven't got a chance. I mean, when a moderatly hot chick in Sweden can become a super-model anywhere else, what does that tell about the quality of our chicks?

 

None of those women will fuck any of you. Ever.

Meanwhile:

 

The one in the red shirt, of course

 

Hva kaller man en pen dame i sverige? -Turist.