It's raining death!

So you can sit back and feel proud of yourself? Congratulations in acomplishing all you have ever wanted to in your short lifetime.

 

Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer Richard. There was a time where you had me down in the dungeon and made me squeal and bleed. And when you would make me lick yoghurt off your thighs. But no more you sick bastard....

 

I meant "closer" Rich, where would this world be without your grammar editing abilities Rich?
And don't lie. You know wehat you did to me. You and your kinky fetishs, you sedictic freak.

 

"wehat" ?

"fetishs" ?

"sedictic" ?

I sense the good man is getting upset at this point, so I won't say more than that. Except that I sincerely hope it was strawberry yoghurt.

 

.......it was a cheap vanilla brand.

 

Cheap and vanilla? Reminds me of a white rapper who went down into the lower spectrum for a while and then tried to resurface as some sort of rocker...and then became a rapper again.

 

With a hair style like that, he should of been shot....girlfriend...

 

Wow....

 

Is this the Telcontar brand of holiday cheer? Licking yoghurt, male girlfriends, accusing others of being sedictic ("sexistic" ?) -- I'm fearing for my frail sanity!

(Please hold me.)

 

Well you were the one who brought up yoghurt and want to be held......
And no I am not homosexual. I am a very happy a-sexual preist.

 

Actually, Tel...it looks like you were the one to bring up yoghurt.

The holding is all Spuddy though.

 

Spuddy feels very afraid being in this strange forum, so Spuddy needs to sneak into the warm arms of some loving creature. Or just go back to bed. (It's not even 8:30 in the morning here -- why am I up at all?)

 

Hmmmm it would seem Spuddy is more than just a succulent potato. He is a super hero/spud-

 

It's not the radiation that makes them green. Tel just has a fetish for sticking his nads in fresh guacamole (though radiation does explain the bizarre size).

 

"The great potato" ... Hmm... I think I'll appropriate that appellation for use elsewhere. (Sounds better than my current title: the Love Spud; which, by the way, refers to my avatar pic and nothing else. Nothing else!)