It would seem we didn't kill my twin

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  1. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Or a single rifle shot straight between the eyes.
     
  2. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Hammer, a rifle shot will scare any other animals you have waiting to the side and if they panic they tense their muscles which results in horrible meat.
     
  3. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Yeah and I suppose the animal will just wait there to be hit in the back of the head?
    And you dont want to be greedy and kill EVERYTHING that is moving there.
     
  4. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Butcher in bulk, it means you have to do it less.
     
  5. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    But you cant jack off to ALL of the kills you make then, its just impossible.
     
  6. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Dude, pelvic cybernetics were among the first implants the Vorakian science division invented.
     
  7. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    So now Vorak has a science under his belt? What next?
     
  8. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Who says you're hitting it in the back of the head? If your quarry is trusting, you can do just about anything you want, at least one time.
    If it's stupid, well, your job is half done.
     
  9. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    But for the time it takes to train your quarry in to trusting you, you could of already have digested it and eaten its other family members.
     
  10. Spuddy

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    But it's much more fun when you build up the critter's trust in you, only to turn right around and betray it.

    It confuses the bejebus out of the critter, stunning it long enough for you to bag its whole family while they gather around to wonder what happened.
     
  11. Grossenschwamm

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    Ah, sounds like the words of a man who's seen the end of the Dodo.
     
  12. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I prefer a gas chamber with a window. Get everybody in, eat popcorn, and watch'em die!
     
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    I would prefer electrical chair, but I'm so afraid of it that I would ask judge and witnesses against me hold my hand to relieve my fear. :)
     
  14. Dark Elf

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    Why not put all the people we dislike in a small airtight cell, create a vacuum outside, then open this really small shutter on the wall?
     
  15. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Personally I have always wanted to see how much splatter there would be if you used a caterpault to launch a bunch of people in to a brick wall.
     
  16. Spuddy

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    Reminds me of "Jabberwocky" except the catapult fired the poor, deluded, burning religious fanatic into the firmament and had him smack into the ground rather than a brick wall. Also, he was alone, so when I reflect on it the only similarity seems to be the use of a catapult.

    I withdraw my argument.
     
  17. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Fuck, that reminds me of the troll cannons in the original Secret of Mana. Most ridiculous way of JRPG-travelling ever!*

    *Admittedly fun though
     
  18. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    I have always thought that firing Catapults full of people you hate and lighting them just before will solve 2 problems. It might take you longer to break in but hey...
     
  19. Grossenschwamm

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    The best type of catapult would be either a trebuche or a tension-arm catapult. A ballista could work, but you'd have to make it enormous, as in the size of an earth mover.
    The cannons in the Secret of Mana were great. I always wanted to see some sort of disclaimer, or maybe a mishap that involved going through a few buildings.
     
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