It would seem we didn't kill my twin

It was completed in 1921, you can read it here: http://az.lib.ru/z/zamjatin_e_i/text_0050.shtml

At least Sofokl can.

 

Well that's definitely odd. :/

 

Yeah I bet you porn-a-holic!

 

Amazing I used a stupid excuse of "mum I think it just overheated" and to this day, in a wheelchair in the nursing home I put her in she still believes it.

 

It is, especially when you read pages and pages of text and have to move the pae everytime you get to the line.

 

Whatever you do, never put a laptop in the microwave. It may sound like a great idea, but it's really not.

I've always wanted to see what would happen to a cat in the microwave, but I never had the heart to go through with it.

 

Never had the heart, or your mother would not let you use her microwave Japes?

 

I think if you kept it on low power and only cooked it for about 15 seconds, it would be enough to fry it's brain a little bit, but not to make it burst open.

EDIT: I'm not responsible if your cat bursts open in the microwave.

 

It would have to be a small and yet gullible cat. So I suppose the head just penetrates right through their nine lives?

 

One of the kids I went to school with put her cat in the microwave when she was five or six. She still had the cat up intil she was 17, but the microwaves screwed up the cat's nervous system and reaction time. It walked sideways, and didn't know it had been hurt until about 23 seconds after the fact.
The radiation entered the brain through the ears and eyes, in case you're wondering.

 

One time when I turned on the dryer, I heard this strange *whump, whump, whump* noise. It was my cat, and when she came out, she behaved much like a microwaved cat for a couple minutes.

 

It's silly if it happens for a few minutes, but it gets old after a few years.