it just occured to me...

I had another SHITTY birthday.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/sleek_jeek/2004/10/10/

I'm such a whiner.

Anyway, I didn't do anything, I just went and saw crappy movie with my mom and brother, after some awesome pizza at a local restaurant. Then I had a long ass conversation with my girlfriend, but I do that every day anyway(but of course, its the exclamation point at the end of everyday).

I usually don't tell anyone, or make a big deal about it when my birthday comes, but for some reason I'm always compelled to make a thread about it here. Sorry.

But seriously, you guys should be laughing your ass off that I went to work, and then I worked on some college apps, and then I went to have pizza and see Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow with my mom for my fucking 20th birthday.

 

I worked on my birthday. All day. And then I did nothing in celebration.

 

Want me to mail you some tequila, it's like a birthday in a bottle?

 

Tequila would be fukkin awesome!

 

I was talking to Jar. You had a party, if a shitty one. For you I mail you Albanian Yam Vodka.

 

VODKA! HOORAY!

So I found out today that because I didn't show up to court on the other side of the continent, that I now have a warrant out for my arrest with $2000 dollars bail on it.

That van is turning out to be the most expensive hotel I've ever stayed in.

 

LMAO! You dumb, vagrant fuck. Maybe you do need the tequila...

 

I really really do.

I don't know what the fuck they want me to do. Apparently the judge told my friend all would be forgiven if i just came in on a regular court day, but how the fuck am I supposed to afford to fly to California? I'd never recieved a warning about this law (he had) I don't live there, my friend's sentence involved not paying anything and simply not getting a ticket for the same thing for 6 months, and staying away from that park for the same 6 months. I could do that, really I could, but when I called the courthouse all I got was a machine, I finally got put on hold for an operator, but about 10 seconds later the machine told me no one was available (I called 20 times), and the best information I could get on paying the fine was to pay the clerk at the courthouse.

I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.

 

You're screwed man.

 

Maybe you'll be thrown in jail, in a cell with a 400 lb black man named Jamal, who'll eat your asshole nightly, with a spoon.

 

Don't you love it how they're going to prosecute you for vagrancy in an area you were only visiting? Maybe if you visit every park in America and get tickets at all of them you could end up on the top 10 most wanted list.

"Watch out for this man - he will sleep in a van parked in a public place. Do not attempt to wake him."

 

"He is considered politically misinformed and especially vagrant"

 

"Please refrain from mentioning God, Jesus, or any personal moral beliefs within heaing distance of him. He has been known to throw violent temper tantrums and ruin everyone's day."

 

"He is considered armed with the brain washing effects of today's media and is usually found sleeping in vans."

 

"Be advised that reason and logic have no effect on the suspect. Use of blunt instruments may be the only way to make an impact on his brain."

 

Lovely, we have the two poeple on the other side of the political spectrum immediately jump to make fun of Sleek in a topic that was previously unrelated.
You're just fucking like him in the goddamn bitchinesss about other people's opinions.
Stop it.

 

"He also has a funny haircut".

 

But it's funny....

 

i had a great birthday. i got a 3 day break from my kid, i had lots of sex, i went to Legoland, and my husband bought me $300 worth of Magic cards and a vibrator... life is good.

 

Wow, that description is almost identical to my experience on my 13th birthday.