Iron Key disappearing

Awww, poor papa_dog....
I remember in the Kingdom of Loathing site, there was a "general English" test that you had to pass before entering.... thought I'd mention that.

 

Awwwww, poor Puppy. *hugs*

Cooto3s, that was pure evil. I'm not sure if I should smite you or make you my apprentice.

Regardless, drop the 'lol' shit. You know, unless you want to know what being dropped into a pit of horny tentacles covered in two-inch-long-razor-sharp-spikes feels like.

 

While you have fun with your l33t and "lol's", remember that not everyone thinks they're so great as you do. It's a public forum, so treat this place at least as the same as some other public areas you treat well (I know a lot of ways public recreational areas can be defaced or abused...wording is important).

If not, I have an English vocabulary of over 100k words. Don't open the floodgates.

 

You are a bad and evil person. You don't play well with others.
You might just fit in here.

Yeah! What he said. *points at Grossenschwamm*

*licks*

*snuggles* *licks*

Wait! If you take him as an apprentice, does that mean I can't sleep on the foot of the bed anymore? Couldn't you smite him anyway? It's always fun to watch. Besides, you need more animal shaped bushes in your yard. I like giving them that extra 'watering'.

 

If I take him as an apprentice, he sleeps in a sofa bed in the basement, does menial chores, and occasionally gets blessed with the secrets of being an evil bitch and the vocabulary to do so with style. You still get the bed, dear puppy.

 

I would like to be ur...eerrr.. your apprentice.

 

Woo! Now I have a loyal pet and an apprentice! :lol: I'm well on the way to becoming one of those crazy wizards you read about in D&D books. Finally, it's all starting to fall into place.

First job, apprentice: Run to the components shop and buy me some extra newt eyes.

 

I reckon I need to find another forum than...

For all clarity I don't mean this as a personal thing to either of these two persons, but tolerance levels of kindly explaining something and the overall verbal stuff I am not one to enjoy on any kind of basis.

 

I dont want to. I thought you were going to teach me grammar :/

 

Well, the first rule of being an Apprentice is, always listen to your master. Perhaps she will teach you the grammar, after you get some extra newt eyes.

 

I thought that you get +5 to attack speed or some other thing... :-?

 

yeah... I feel slower than I did before to be honest.

 

That's because you're having to type all those extra letters.
:cyclops:

 

laughing out loud. I guess..