Introduction + questions :P

Just went to the musem, then went to the machine that told me what to do (i already had the book...) and then went again to the passage of Iron Clan, but i still couldn't open the door...

 

Did you get the glass key from Caladon?
It looks more like a vase than anything else.

 

Yes, and this dude looks more like a troll than anything else.

 

Ow, sorry for asking about this several times, but no, no vase, no ogre... And how was i supposed to figure this out... Nm don't help me about this anymore... Lol i bought the sleeping gun or something, shit looks fun

 

I just can't get why people always want to know important stuff for solving quests. Isn't it much cooler to find them by yourself?

 

*rolls eyes*

Zamunda, head to Gamebanshee and look up the walkthrough there, if you're so desperate to spoil the game for yourself.

I'm surprised nobody's irate enough at his grammar yet.

 

I thought about nailing him to the wall for it, but most of the SMS speak has died down. Now if he works on caps and the errant puctuation...
Besides, between lack of sleep and headache, I just don't have the energy to put any effort into it.

 

Please accept an apology for my absence. I promise to make up for lost time.

I'm going to assume this remark is directed at me. I've lost my patience. Mainly because I'm having a bad night. That's not related to you. But this post is. Do you notice what I'm doing at the beginning and ending of every damn sentence? I'm capitalizing letters! It's something that you fail to be consistent at! I don't care that you're from the UK. Given that your people invented the language that is the accepted medium of conversation for this forum, I'd think you'd be pretty damn good at it. However, all I've seen from you thus far is a few unintelligible posts and a whiny little prat whom asks questions at every turn instead of looking it up, which took me all of forty seconds to find. I understand that you think we may have some insight into the game that you cannot derive without excessive playback, but you know what you ought to do? Play the game through, and then look around, and go "what did I miss? What do I want to do differently this time through?" and get your fucking game on again. I don't mean to try and scare away new people from posting, because normally this is a fairly flame-free section, but this inquisitive clueless little pest who named himself after a torrent site doesn't seem to understand that we appreciate many things here, such as grammar, and a lack of stupid questions. If you were searching for some kind of obscurity, then feel free to ask questions in a grammatically correct manner, however, you've opted to abuse the language worse than I do, and are doing so based upon a poorly conceived believe that being British provides you with exemption is positively retarded. I don't own or run these forums, but please believe me whole-heartedly when I say figure it out, or fuck off.

 

*applauds DarkFool enthusiastically* Wow, I'm not sure that I can even add anything to that post. You've pretty much hit the nail - and the troll - right on the head there. A masterful display of snark and logic, good sir, quite masterful.

 

Good job DF. You did what I lacked the energy to do. It brought a tear to my eye. Not so much the post itself, but from the burning and mental scarring.

 

Why do they always come with the same weird excuse 'Hey, I am British' when they write very badly?

 

Cos ovah in Brittin thay speek thu propah english know wot ah mean?

 

Bally! Snivelsome oatings, eh, Pipper? Rather! Hairs on a bobbin, ol' bunt! Hairs on a Bobbin!

 

Brits. Bloody twats. Prancing little dilly waggers. Brainless, gutless sniveling little fleash-lumps. But really no worse than anyone else. And they make funnier noises when struck in the groin.

 

Dude, they names a (surprisingly tasty) dessert 'Spotted Dick'. *wince* Who knows what goes on in their heads?

 

Pip Pip!
What, What?

 

I made this poster a couple of years ago, and it's always appropriate.

 

Man, that poster still kicks arse.

FUGGIT! Now I want to find the motivational poster website and make some really fucked up ones!

 

Amulet of Douschebag anyone(everyone)? Yo Darkfool, whaddup . I'm not british, i was joking... Thanks for showing how weak and silly you are by giving me control. I offended ya, i have control over u and u was affected. 10X . Lol so lame, why would fans of rpgs, who r supposed to be smart (though geeky) act so weird. Yeah u suck. Most of you suck (except for rroyo and few others, i know u're the cool guys around here ). I know it's not easy being depressed in REAL LIFE and then spamming random sites (which in this case shouldn't be random). Man you gotta pay your donations like the little crap that you are, cause the moderators r very generous. They basically let you shit all over this place. They even allow you to shit and then eat your own shit . Let's drink for the moderators, for being so nice, yet unreal...

P.S. Oh i forgot to tell u that i allow you to spam this topic (unless the moderators delete some "minor" part of it).