In memory of Feldon.

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i'm back, and i come bearing gifts. cuz i know you lazy bastards haven't posted anything even resembling odd news since i left. how do i know? Jesus told me. also, He said to stop touching yourself, He sees everything and it makes Him uncomfortable.


also: cannot stand that chick who announces that i've won two new ipods. who's brillant advertising idea was that?

 

Here in Iraq, it's legal to get your scrump on with a female sheep. I have yet to witness this behavior while flying the friendly skies, but I've heard stories.

 

i can't believe you're still there. Fish will be going back sometime in April, but at least he got a year break in between.

 

Well, what did you expect? I'm sure sheep look mighty attractive when every woman you meet has curtains in front of her face.

 

Unless something changes, I'll be right back here in '09.

And Blinky, how long do you think your hand could keep you occupied when you're 50 miles away from anything but your flock of sheep? Anyway, for a polar bear, humping a sheep would be more like child molestation.

 

Do you just equate me with an old sheep you ass nugget?

 

Well Blinky im not sure how gentle a polar bear would be in bed and even if something did escape whilst during intercourse, there is a chance that they would have puncture wounds as a minimum. But with all of the wool as protection, sheep may be the way to go.

 

Tel... firstly, I'm as gentle with the ladies as they want me to be. Secondly, none of them have ever tried to escape, although a few have been evicted for not meeting requisite criteria. Thirdly, at least in my case, the claws are retractable.

If you like sheep, go for it, I prefer to leave livestock alone. My personal thoughts are that I'd much rather be bumping into a chick's ass than getting wool scratches on my ball sack, but maybe that's just me.

Japes, if you had sex with a chimp, would I say you were a pedophile who liked dark meat?