In Kansas...home of the country's largest grasshoppers

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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Alright, you may or may not have been wondering why I haven't said ANYTHING in these forums since July 7th...well I'm on vacation. I may end up being fired for going on vacation, since my employer never said anything about this being ok, but I already had the plane tickets and I'll be damned if I'll forsake family for work. Anyway, what's been going on since I left six days ago?
    *By the way, I'm using my sis's laptop, so I may end up replying to all of what comes after my post a few days from now when I get back to pennsylvania.
     
  2. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    You missed the worst spamming attack HoL has ever received! And by one of its own admins in disguise. He posted over 230+ "lol im bored at grandmas's house and u r fny" in just TWO days! He also spammed every freaking thread and practically gave Tel an aneurism.

    But we've got pictures of "the_sex_boy", can you guess who he is?

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  5. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Hint- there must be something wrong with the colour in the picture as he is meant to be GREEN.
     
  6. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm more bothered that everytime Maximus posts a picture of him, its a different one. Do you have a file of them or something?
     
  7. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    That thought has crossed my mind as well. Maybe, Maximus IS mathboy?
    Stranger things have happened.
     
  8. Maximus

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    No, my Amazonian emissaries are keeping tabs on everyone, everywhere, just in case. I simply pulled the pictures from the Dossier de' Intrigue.

    We've yet to find photographic evidence that Vorak and Telcontar are two seperate entities however....
     
  9. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    I can see where you'd come from with that, I put all of my awesome into one set of posts and have nothing left for the others. But trust me I havn't the inclination, I'm just to damn lazy to make 500 posts under a fake account.
     
  10. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Are you saying that you are me?
     
  12. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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  13. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    If you are me then I'm doing it without knowing
     
  14. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Dont you ever wonder why your penis is unususlly large?
    I brought it with me remember?
     
  15. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    *Cuts off arm*

    *Arm grows into new healthy Vorak, leaving the infection in an already dying husk*

    It can be really handy being part starfish.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Exactly, you're in that dying body that is right now being ejected through the waste disposal shoots into the Earths Core. And you won't last long out there, I suggest returning to your own body and going and seeing if Xiao still needs workers.
     
  18. Telcontar

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    Shoots in the earths core? Hmmm since you are on the surface I may take a look around your fortress is that ok?
     
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    No, my fortress is within the core, so rather than go to the trouble of disposing of the stuff in the regular way, I just put my trash outside the dolarmite walls and it is soon consumed by the heat.
     
  20. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Well....I am still a part of your penis and I don't see you "disposing" of that....
     
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