In honour of Muro and his kin

Well, I never said "impossible", I just assumed that we are following the laws, unless otherwise has been said.

 

When you assume...

'Sides hasn't illegal shit popped up before in the HoL?

 

Mostly drugs and mutilations. If it was about drugs, I mainly remember myself talking about them. And everyone else saying "Stop." Anyone remember the Box of Hands?

 

That's old. You're as one-dimensional as I am.

 

I'll quit when you do.

 

But all I did was admit to talking about drugs and bring up the box of hands, which you weren't around to see. If I annoy you, then I apologize, but I'm not sure if that really matters so much as your desire to elicit some form of response from me, which is working. By the way, I huffed furniture smoke and it totally made my dick bigger.

 

Is the increase in size permanent? What materials was the furniture made out of? Be specific, we may be onto something here.

 

It was your average easy-chair, with leather upholstery and foam-core cushioning. And no, I don't believe it's permanent, as I just found the spider bite. I mean, I woke up with my pants down and my schwanze in a hole in the ground, so it all makes sense.

 

What is a Box of Hands

 

I wish to know this also.

 

A threatening tool of interrogation. I started a "business" where I'd craft and sell boxes, measuring 2' by 3' by 2'. Each box could hold 27 standard human hands. It was meant to hold a person's dominant hand so they'd have to re-learn how to do everything they already knew how to do. Eventually, I came up with the electrified BoH, on a stick, no less, to satisfy people's urge to poke/prod/grope with their dismembered hands. It was a running joke for about a year when I first started posting. So, circa 2006.

 

So, wait, are you just chopping off their hand and stuffing it in a box, or what?

 

Yes. I show the person I'm threatening the box, and if they don't comply I add their dominant hand to its contents.

 

Left-handed people are just better.
I'm left-handed.

 

Interesting, either a lot of people are lying, or left-handeds (is that right?) do like Arcanum...

 

Proud to be dominant in my right hand.

 

I'll punch Y'all with my Powerful Right Handed Punch.

 

Possibly the juxtaposition of magick and technology is analogous to the adaptability of the hemispheres in the brains of non-right-handed people, leading to an higher than usual representation of lefties in the hardcore arcanum fanbase.

 

I suspect it is more a testament to the freak show that is The House of Lords.