In honour of Muro and his kin

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  1. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    If you two kids don't knock it off I swear to God I'll pull this car over.
     
  2. wobbler

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    But you don't have a license. Therefore you are not driving. Ergo, you can't threaten to pull the car over.
     
  3. TimothyXL

    TimothyXL New Member

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    ...Says who?

    Oh driver, my driver, could you pull over near a pizza place? I'm feeling kinda peckish.
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Nah, I think I kinda need this form of social interaction. I tend to take everything seriously, so having someone in two different hemispheres (Eastern and Southern) call me a retard is probably the best way to get over my social hurdles. Besides, he's totally gay, and everyone knows gay guys see things through dick tinted lenses. If you didn't catch that, it was a roundabout way of saying Freddie Mercury was taken too soon.
    "But Freddy was bi!" you may say. Well, regardless of how long a man was in a relationship with a woman, he's still remembered as a butt pirate with aids when he catches HIV from a gay guy. Sad, but true. I mean, not everyone thinks that way, but if you're a conservative that likes to hire gigolos to privately service your plumbing, you tend to bash as many sexually liberated folk as you can, just to save face when your wife finds those magnum sized condoms in your underwear drawer, knowing full well that the toadstool you're packing can house but one smurf.
     
  5. Yuki

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    I bet you'd find some way to get high off that toadstool.
     
  6. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Joke's on you; I already tried amanitas, and they don't do shit to me. Or do you mean I'd try to get freaky with the conservative? Nah, not me. Though there's not as colorful a euphemism for the other gender's equipment. Mossy cleft?
    I really don't know. I was trying to be funny, as I often do, and as well as that seems to go over...well I still end up being called some form of hopeless addict. To add icing on to that cake, the stone I found is too hard to work with my current tools, so all I accomplished today was a pipe blank. You know what, screw my self pity. Go roll in a mossy cleft, as you are wont to do.
     
  7. wobbler

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    I do? Are you so retarded you don't realise I'm not quoting anyone but stating something?
     
  8. Zanza

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    Did it occur to you that he may of simply been asking for proof of this accusation as opposed to who you quoted?
     
  9. wobbler

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    Of course, but where's the fun in that? Much more fun to go all out aggressive.
     
  10. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Copycat.
     
  11. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    It's an homage.
     
  12. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    I can't think of anything clever to add.
     
  13. Grossenschwamm

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    This shit is time consuming.
     
  14. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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  15. TimothyXL

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    My previous post should have been...

    ...Says who?

    I was questioning the correlation between the possession of a license (any license will do) and the act of driving an automobile OR a forum topic.
     
  16. Zanza

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    Well, I thought it was obvious that since she were "driving" she would need a license since it's illegal to drive without a license. And no, "any license" won't do. You can't just pick up a drivers license and then go around driving.

    And I'm pretty sure we left the topic a long time ago, since neither her, mine or yours had anything to do with the topic.
     
  18. Philes

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    Don't worry Yuki, I often relive my glory moments of 2009 as well. It's to be expected that others would follow suit.
     
  19. Yuki

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    Philes you are my hero. Never stop coming in at the right moment and saying the right things.
     
  20. TimothyXL

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    It's not impossible to do something illegal... It's ill-advised, but not impossible.
     
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