In honour of Muro and his kin

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Muro, Aug 13, 2011.

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  1. TimothyXL

    TimothyXL New Member

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    Eating only requires skill when using chopsticks. Or when one of your hands can't be used because of (for example) a broken wrist. Ever tried cutting a steak using only one hand? Great fun, I can assure you.
     
  2. TheDavisChanger

    TheDavisChanger Well-Known Member

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    Skraight out of the tube. Both of them.
     
  3. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    Never stopped me from being able to join in.
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

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    I fire a bow and arrow as if I'm a righty, I play bass like a righty, and I use scissors in my right hand. I'm nearly ambidextrous, I can actually use chopsticks in both hands fairly well. I just can't write or please a woman with my right hand. I've tried.
    Eating is something a person takes for granted. Given the right (or is it wrong?) amount of brain damage, you'll have a hard time directing anything toward your mouth. That includes genitalia, no matter how horny your addled brain gets.
     
  5. Grakelin

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    I play the piano, though. I don't require strength. I require dexterity!
     
  6. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to hear that, Gross.
     
  7. Zanza

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    You lie! If they were bi then I'd understand but lesbians wouldn't want anything to do with you.
     
  8. magikot

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    It is possible, but they both identify as lesbians so I don't know.
     
  9. Grossenschwamm

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    You would be, seeing as you purposely misquoted something I said to make it look silly. I'd do the same to you, but I didn't feel like combing through all of your posts to find one, plus it would've been more effective if you had unwittingly said something ellipses worthy in this thread.
    You're so unfunny that when you put your mouth to another person's butt, everyone else stops laughing at that person's farts. (Sorry, that last bit only makes sense in the context of a Seanbaby article on Cracked.)
    Oh well.
     
  10. Zanza

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    Yeah that didn't really work, I would of just ignored the comment to be completely honest.
     
  11. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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  13. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Practice makes perfect. If I can't find what I want in one post I'll use all of them.
     
  14. Zanza

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  15. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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  16. Zanza

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  17. Grossenschwamm

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    Honestly that's not satisfying. If anything, it reveals that I'm familiar with the character and that I was going out of my way to make you seem gay.
     
  18. Zanza

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    Dude, she is your friend's girlfriend. Leave her alone!
     
  19. Grossenschwamm

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    Pssht, done with that woman. They broke up, too, something about her fear of becoming her bipolar mother. And when I told her she couldn't sleep at my girlfriend's house (cause my girl's mom has facebook and saw pictures of her smoking hookah), her first response was to ask my girl at the wedding we were mutually invited to, "Why does your mom hate me?"
    So now my lady doesn't believe I said "You can't sleep at her place because her mom saw you smoking hookah and she hates hookahs."
    I obviously must have said something much worse.
     
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