The first topic, that I can find anyway, posted on this site was by Calis on March 28, 2001, at 5:13 pm. He had uploaded four new backgrounds for the main site. The oldest vaulted topic is by FluffyLittleRabbit, on January 1, 2002 at 9:16 pm, where he bitched about Osama Bin laden still being alive. The first member was Calis, registered April 19th, 2001, although there are two of what appear to be errors listed above him. I doubt that anyone joined some time in 1969. Calis has 798 posts. The most posted topic is mrnobodie's "who needs a laugh" thread, with 990 postings. It was started on December 15, 2001 at 12:36 pm with a joke about parking and blow jobs. The most prolific member of the forum is Jarinor, currently with 6276, who joined on August 4, 2001. The total number of topics on the House of Lords, including this one, is 9501. The total number of posts, including this one, as of when I started typing, is 122,649. This makes the forum average of posts per thread equal to 12.909. The forum with the most topics is Arcanum Hints and Tips, with 3980, and a thread density of 8.589 posts per thread. The most posted in forum is General Discussion, with 74957 posts, and a thread density of 22.242 posts per thread. General Discussion has the highest thread density on the House of Lords. The forum with the least topics is Mystary, which has 7. The Mystary forum has 83 posts and a density of 11.857 threads per post. The forum with the fewest posts is the Temple of Elemental Evil discussion forum, with 79 posts over 19 topics. The thread density of that forum is 4.158 threads per post. The lowest thread density on the forum is in the News forum, which averages 2.166 threads per post, it's 1523 posts being spread over 703 topics. Those are the stats, if anyone cares. And yes, I am now going to sleep.