In case you haven't been creeped out yet today.

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  1. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

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  2. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Now that's what I call an artist. My future children will be happy to have toys such like those ones. Not that I'm planning to provide a choice.
     
  3. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Ever wonder what a wonder boldface is?
     
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    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    BAH! They're awesome, yet I can't shake the feeling that they'll be haunting my nightmares.
     
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    Archmage Orintil New Member

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    At first I thought they were child abduction cases gone wrong.
    I'd like one, just to put on the pillow next to my wife so that when she wakes up, BAM, instant spook-attack that hopefully leads to a medical emergency.
     
  6. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Wouldn't it be better to get her pregnant, have her give birth to your child under heavy sedation and when she wakes up, present one of those dolls to her as a post natal practical joke?
     
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    Archmage Orintil New Member

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    That would be a better idea if it didn't involve having to knock her up.
     
  8. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Why not simply file for divorce, refuse a paternity test and have her care for the baby then?

    Come on, it is a good joke, it can't come about without at least some sacrifice on your part.
     
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    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    This thread is useless to me.
     
  10. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Thank you for sharing, now get the fuck out.
     
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    It would be funny as well, if you put such doll in a pram, and then walk around in the crowed city. "Oh...yes, she got her father's eyes."
     
  12. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I can see it before me; the hidden camera clip where a man with aforementioned pram and mummy doll ask random people to look after his baby while he goes into a store or something.

    They'd also make great props for the newborn page in the newspapers.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Dammit! I was about to masturbate. Now I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get it up. =\


    ... guess I'll've to message Yuki or something tonight. ;)
     
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    Make sure she has your address so she can send your the therapy bill.
     
  15. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I ought to start renting my services out to psychiatrists. "inexpensive mental health ruiner! Business guaranteed!"

    She's online, atm, actually.
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I was thinking more I could spend time with the person. Maybe hit on'em a bit. Pretty soon they'll be begging for a shrink, and in the process of all of this, I'll quietly be hiding the individual's business cards in their abode.
     
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