Now that's what I call an artist. My future children will be happy to have toys such like those ones. Not that I'm planning to provide a choice.
At first I thought they were child abduction cases gone wrong. I'd like one, just to put on the pillow next to my wife so that when she wakes up, BAM, instant spook-attack that hopefully leads to a medical emergency.
Wouldn't it be better to get her pregnant, have her give birth to your child under heavy sedation and when she wakes up, present one of those dolls to her as a post natal practical joke?
Why not simply file for divorce, refuse a paternity test and have her care for the baby then? Come on, it is a good joke, it can't come about without at least some sacrifice on your part.
It would be funny as well, if you put such doll in a pram, and then walk around in the crowed city. "Oh...yes, she got her father's eyes."
I can see it before me; the hidden camera clip where a man with aforementioned pram and mummy doll ask random people to look after his baby while he goes into a store or something. They'd also make great props for the newborn page in the newspapers.
Dammit! I was about to masturbate. Now I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get it up. =\ ... guess I'll've to message Yuki or something tonight.
I ought to start renting my services out to psychiatrists. "inexpensive mental health ruiner! Business guaranteed!" She's online, atm, actually.
I was thinking more I could spend time with the person. Maybe hit on'em a bit. Pretty soon they'll be begging for a shrink, and in the process of all of this, I'll quietly be hiding the individual's business cards in their abode.