In case you didn't already know

Perhaps I should have said logical reasoning.

 

Again, you're just proving my point.

 

Women have breasts, which we use to control the men who make the world.

Ergo, we win from behind the scenes. :lol:

 

You know, good point. The best sex I ever had was with another woman.

 

And here we go dropping in the 'I've been with another woman' line to get the men here to drool over you. Poor form I must say. I await the generic replies that will undoubtedly be aimed towards me being arrogant, a dick or a retard in some way shape or form.

 

Oh, why would I bother with calling you names when I'm secure in the knowledge that I actually have been with another woman, and that she was a buff military chick at that. Man, I miss her, but she was more than a little nuts when she got a few drinks into her. The stuff she could do... *drifts off into happy pornographic memories*

 

I'm sure it was fun.

 

Next time you want to link to something that's no doubt intended to destroy braincells, you might want to check and make sure the damn thing will LOAD.

 

We got something in common.

 

I actually find the thing that did load a lot more entertaining.

In case Zanza would make the mistake of editing it, here is the thing I'm talking about in all its glory.

 

Is it just me or is Zanza a bit jealous, because Xiao has more luck with such kind of things?

Now if you excuse me, I will go and drool some more. *Drooling, thinking all sort of dirty thoughts about Xiao and a hot girl*

 

Of course he's jealous. He knows that he has no future and no chance of getting to do that which us humans do to spawn, and he's pissed off because I'm taking his share of the women. Hrmph. He should just be thankful I'm not taking a Kirk-sized share of women, then he'd REALLY be stufed.

 

There I took 30 seconds out of my day to post it again for you. Take all the women you want, not really into Tasmanian incestuous mutants anyway. You would be right to take a 'kirk' load of them because I doubt they look very human.

Arthgon: I'm disappointed in you, I really didn't think you were the one to play the white knight for a bit e-love.

 

Zanza, why in anyone's name do you keep bringing up this "e-love" thing about Xiao?

I don't know about you, but I very much doubt most of the members have any intentions there. We're not pathetic little nerds trying to "pick up" for the first time. Most of us have our own goddamn lives and don't need/want to be chasing after someone on the internet.

I think by applying your previous logic here, it would be safe to say you wanted to "pick up" with xiao or whomever? Would that be correct?

 

The more of those silly little pictures you post, the more you confirm that you're just a pathetic lil' geek who thinks that all girls on the internet either 1.) want you or 2.) must be guys. It's really quite sad.

I also looooooove your assumption that lesbians are all either porn stars or big girls who can't get men. I mean, jesus christ, could you BE any more cliched without being a cast member of FRIENDS?

 

Secretly I've been trying to pick you up Charonte, why won't you return my affection?

Calling someone a geek on a forum for a RPG, talk about cliche. I know you love my pictures.

 

I don't like Zanza's attitude towards homosexuals and bisexuals either, but in his defence, you did admit you haven't dated anyone in 5 years, Xiao.

All the same, I've seen the way some users try to suck up to Xiao for being the forum's woman (even though there are at least three of them here), but Zanza, dude, don't ruin a good thing. What fun is it to satirize something if some asshole comes out and wrecks it by telling everybody what the joke means? Imagine how lame 'The Government Inspector' would be if Gogol had just walked out on stage and said "Hey, the people in charge are a bunch of corrupt assholes", and just walked off. Or, a more modern example, what if the Colbert Report was just Stephen Colbert saying "Hey, Bill O'Reilly is kind of a tool"? That's just reading the Huffington Post.

 

You have some valid points Grakelin, I shall refrain from being a 'dick' for a while.