I'm out, I'm done, that's it.

This has been the most popular thread in a long time. Also I remember Philes as one of the first people I spoke to on this forum. There something about his name, location and avatar that just made me like him. Now that I look at it I'm surprised he isn't 1000+ posts but then I suppose you don't post that much here do you?

 

I immediately noticed Philes for his flamboyant sig pic.

 

Been there, done that.

 

Because he is cool like that!

 

That was years ago brah.

In my defense I did let it go rather quickly.

 

Philes was one of the first Lords - if not the first - who caught my eye on TA back in my lurking days. Also, he was the first person to answer my first post here - creating a bond with the forums and all - which makes him like a mother to me, only difference being I didn't get to suck any nipples. Perhaps we will make up for it one day.

Do you happen to still have it somewhere on your hard drive? Please say yes.

Arronax wasn't technically a dark elf, but no matter - the avatar is quality stuff and it fits you well.

 

I am really curious which sig he had in the past. Did'nt he had a sig with a man sitting by a campfire, or am I confused again with someone else?

Edit: Now that you are mentioning hairy nipples, where is mrnobodie?

 

I didn't say Philes' nipples are hairy, so how come you know that they are? I'm jealous.

 

Wha.... Did someone say hairy nipples?

I was thumbing through my IMs last night. Made me depressingly nostalgic. Sheriff Fatman, Jarinor, mrnobodie, Windmills, Jinxed.... and so many others got me through some rough periods. I miss the hell out of them and wish I could contact them again.

I even posted a problem I had with my penis once, and got a couple informative responses. Mostly flaming and laughter, but a couple good responses.

 

Isn't that what it's all about? Come to The House of Lords, talk about what's on your mind and accept what the house has in response? It's the combination of flaming and quality responses, I think, that really let you get a feel for the atmosphere of this place.
Jarinor left a little while after I joined the forum, but I did get to have an argument with Calis about railguns. Something about net charge density.

 

Absolutely.

My penis is much better now, thanks.

 

Man, that Xiao is a fucking cunt, don't you guys think so as well?
Thank God I'm here to replace her cuntness with my coolness, huh?
That's fucking right.

 

Yes, I did. I really miss mrnobodie with his witty remarks and dirty humor.

Also it must have been really cool back then, with Sherrif Fatman, Jarinor, Windmilles, Jinxed. I wish I could back in time to experience it.

floyd: Are you a member of the Underthebridge Lobby?

 

That's not even clever, that's just, malicious and vulgar.

 

That's floyd.

 

The one and only. Unpredictable as a spinning, rocket driven fallos, circling the sun at a speed of n+7 mph.

 

Indeed. Not his finest work by any stretch of the imagination, but one cannot win them all. He'll be back in proper form before long.

 

My nipples have an acceptable amount of hairiness on them. Not so little as to mistake my man-boobs for something else, not so much as make you consider obtaining a machete, but just enough to remind you when you get done that you need to floss more.

Also, my sig was mostly a terrible combination of a weird 3D background with "Philes" on it, but it was mostly just too damn large. I'm not sure I have it saved somewhere but I'd have to go dig out my old computer to find it and frankly I don't like any of you enough to justify that amount of work only to shame myself.

Hopefully your hair levels are sufficient too, good sir.

 

I didn't mean to show any disrespect to Xiao_Caity, whom I am sure was a very nice and attractive human being, someone with fire in her hands, fire that in thought could write a bestseller or two, yet in practice did not quite fulfill what they were asked to do. I barely knew the lass because these boards are about as alive as my grandfather, who is now 82 and is just waiting, waiting, waiting till someone blows his candle out, let's pray it's death and not Fatuwahahuwa, master of the Ubaduba undead, wizard of the seventh realm, creator of the sixteenth universe, the very one that we inhabit. Goddammit.

Fuck yeah.

Let's just fucking hope.